Bad wrestling names
 

Whether they were just really lame or

Ivory:
http://www.lethalwow.com/images5/wwe...d_ivory_12.jpg
When I see that, the first thing I think of is the word ivory

Most WWE diva names because all they get are first names like Torrie, Victoria, Layla.

There's another one, similar to Ivory, that was the reason for this thread, but I'm drawing a blank.

Nicknames count too

Samoan submission machine.

Doesn't he only use one submission?

The man's a legend, but whoever thought Koko B. Ware was a good idea should be destroyed.

...you're stoned, aren't you?

I will also say, Ivory's a lot hotter than I remember her being. :naughty:

Heh, Nature Boy.

I don't think that tan and hair colour are too natural.

Akeem The African Dream

Molly Holly.

Basically everything that rhymes.

Desmond Wolf

montel vontavious porter

a-train

shockmaster

Scotty 2 Hotty

Chyna

Duke Droese - no one would remember that without the addition of "the Dumpster" and the lame accompanying gimmick.

I for one always thought Brutus Beefcake was stupid too. Even worse with "The Barber" slapped in the middle.

damnit somebody beat me to it Duke the dumpster drose

Hunter Hurst Helmsley

La Parka

he's A Heavy Hooded Jacket..

I always wanted a female wrestler named Ann Orak

X-Pac needs mentioned, too.

actually, in some parts of Mexico, parka can also mean skeleton or death/grim reaper.

also, Braden Walker

Kelly Kelly
Adam Bomb
Grand Master Sexay
John Cena
Paul Bearer

Paul Bearer is a much better name than Percy Pringle

The Big Show

Sparky Plugg which was just slightly worse than Thurman "sparky" Plugg.

Big Dick Johnson which ends up just being a fat greased up guy in a banana hammock who dances around.

R-Truth

Would it have been okay if it were a naked Val Venis rePACKAGEd?

Asya

Mankind

Terra Ryzin AkA triple H

Kwee Wee

Hugh G. Rection

Vince Russo I swear to God.....:nono:

Oh shit, that just reminded me of GI Bro. Winner there.

P.N. News
Firebreaker Chip
Chaz
Beaver Cleavage
Meat

No but neither was the idea to have a "superstar" named Big Dick Johnson either especially in a WWE PG era.

Isaac Yankem, DDS
Aldo Montoya
Rad Radford (RIP Louie)
T.L. Hopper
Rasta the Voodoo Mon
Handsome Stranger (fuck Flugg Faggswell)
Salvatore Sincere
Jean Pierre Lafitte (sp?)
Flyboy Rocco (WWF's name for the late Rocco Rock)

The Ding Dongs

The Zodiac
The Booty Man

Rasta the Voodoo Mon

best name ever

The Spam Man (Though he never debuted)