Alternate WWE Universe
 

What do you think is going on in Alternate WWE Universe #1 right now?

Clearly, Chris Benoit is WWE champion and feuding with Mr. Funaki, WWE's number one chairman.

<font color=goldenrod>The Undertaker will once again try to convince people to allow the purity of goodness guide them. No idea if the Lord of the Light will do it.</font>

I heard they'll be giving the tag title match a half hour this week.

Gonna be awesome.

Edge became the first White American champion. Also I heard Christian is holding down John Cena again!

Can't wait for Cena's match with Orton. Fucking two year build and they haven't touched each other. Gonna be EPIC.

I understand the Rock is contemplating taking time off after an unprecedented run of uninterrupted action; meanwhile Bret Hart is being primed for a Wrestlemania submission match with some spot monkey named Kirk Angel. Also that guy who used to be in a tag team with Marty Janetty is rumored to be preparing for a return to in-ring action, and the only question is whether he will be making his return to WWE or whether he will be appearing in WCW to try to derail Goldberg's undefeated streak which now stands at 348,983.

It's nice that the internet fans don't have anything to bitch about.

Owen Hart can fly.


There. Somebody had to say it.

<font color=goldenrod>lol Vince McMahon RickRolled somebody.</font>

Vince Russo needs to come back. He did WCW wonders back in the late 90s to mid-2000s.

Everyone can see John Cena quite easily.

Bret screwed Vince, Shawn and Hunter.

All these sexy, diverse, non-generic Female Wrestlers are awesome. One of the highlights of the show, easily.

He also has dinner three times a week with Earl Hebner.

I love how a women's match often gets the main event slot of a PPV, now that fans care so much more about their ability than their hotass factor.

if triple h was pushed he cud be great,sad watching him get squashed by Meat and PMS

Unrelated, but I had to have the plumber over. He got his polka dotted shirt dirty and had to take it off. Had this huge fucking splotch on his stomach. Was fucked up.

You know, it's good to see Big Show getting jobbed to Trevor Murdoch.

I promise you, that stable with Murdoch, Ray Gordy, and James Storm is gonna be HUGE.

<font color=goldenrod>Santino Marella is a fucking badass. Love that MMA gimmick.</font>

It would be nice, if they would quit having Chavo squash Hornswoggle and punking out the Smackdown guest hosts. Also Flair as the RAW GM EPIC!!!!!

Jeff Hardy's straight edge gimmick is starting to get old

This thread sucks. :n:

p.s. In all seriousness though, the WWE needs to get rid of Jericho. Every time the guy gets a chance, he shits the bed. 2008 was a great example of this. Thankfully, Cena returned just in time. :y:

Shawn Michaels is proud to be an atheist.

I'm getting a bit tired of this fued between Jeff Hardy, Matt Hardy, Edge and Chrsitian for the WWE Unified Title. Its been going on for like months now and not one of the foursome has had the title for more then a month.

Also I wish they'd turn Jeff face...his heel run, while brilliant, is getting a bit stale in my opinion.

Scotty 2 Hotty just won his 15th career World Heavyweight Title after he defeated some guy named HHH. Whoever the hell that is.

The Hurricane has won his 3rd WWE Title after beating Gillberg in an I Quit Match.

Most importantly, Shelton Benjamin won his 5th consecutive MITB match. What a record he's got going!!!

Don't forget the 20 year fued between Ricky "The Dragon" Steamboat and Saba Simba culminating in an unprecedented 2300 Stages of Hell match. Match of the century.

It's nice to see an interracial tag team.

I still can't believe rhodes and dibiase turned on randy orton and revealed chavo guerrero as the new leader of legacy

Stephanie McMahon just quit WWE to to pursue other opportunities in the marketplace. I am pretty sure she would have stayed with the company if she had married that wrestler Triple-H like her brother Shane McMahon did. Heard Shane and HHH had a second baby. Nice! :)

<font color=goldenrod>Heard that ECW is gonna get really beefed up at the next draft. That's so typical, only caring about the flagship show.</font>

If he hadn't turned his back on God and found salvation in pills and booze he'd be dead now.

Maybe if Vince cared about somebody's opinions who wasn't Paul Heyman something could be done around here!

He'd have been so much better off if he'd never left WCW. They really knew how to use him there.

So I hear Gail Kim is the best female wrestler in THE WWE. Her match with Kelly Kelly last week was voted match of the year. True story!

Anyone else get a copy of the new Brock Lesnar dvd? It's amazing that they show evey single F5 and shooting start press that he has done, and he NEVER botches them!
This dvd came out just in thme for the Lesnar vs Sting match.

Man, I'm so sick about hearing how much Michael Hayes loves Bobby Lashley. They talk about their "bromance" all the time on tv. It's sickening.

I'd just like to say that, even after 30+ years announcing, Fink is still going strong and is as awesome as ever.

This is true, but he'll never, ever, be as talented as Lillian Garcia. She's done so much good for Smackdown over the years.