Who would you rather fight?
 

Okay, so you are walking down the street in either Hartford, Dallas, or Inda... somebody spills their drink on your face. You clear your eyes and see either Vince McMahon, Dixie Carter, or The Great Khali. You take one step back and get ready to punch the asshole that just spilled their drink in your face. WHO DO YOU PUNCH AND WHY?

Vince. He's no pushover, but he's getting old... I think I could outrun him.

I suck his dick because Dixie has a dick.

This is kind of dumb.

Yeah well I do watch wrestling and spend too much valuable life on TPWW.net, what did you expect Shakespeare?

khali, perhaps i could injure him to the point where he could never wrestle again. plus if I aim for his face, i'll probably hit his balls.

Yes actually I would. Could I hear some MacBeth please?

I played Mercutio in Romeo in Juliet In HS

The hidden answer here is Khali, because while he is a giant he is a friendly giant and former police chief and he wouldn't get upset if you hit him, because it wouldn't hurt. Vince will kick your ass, and if you hit a woman then your labeled as a woman hitter, and then tomorrow is that much harder....

tomorrow tomorrow tomorrow, creeps in this petty pace from day to day, to the last syllable of recorded time. And all our yesterdays have lighted fools to the way of dusty death.

well which one of us wouldn't give Dixie a nice spanking

Id kick dixie in her/his fucking head and split her face open on a rock

Dixie because I could win

I gotta back Supreme on this one.

I am pretty sure i could win against vince, but he'd sew me.

plus he is responsible for some of my happiest moments of my childhood. so I don't think I can really punch him.

I would punch Dixie in the vaginal region, over and over again (AKA fistfuck).

I would take Dixie back to my place for her punishment......

All 3, id kick khali in the nuts and he would fall over and crush Vince and Dixie. I win. :foc:

Are you fucking serious?! You know that means hes more likely to knit you into a jumper than take your money

exactly

Why does this thread exist?

Khali, he's easy to run away from probably

Not if he had a jet pack.

Hornswoggle

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