Post here and I will defend any wrestler like a mark would.
 

Post some flaws about a wrestler and I will defend them like a mark.

Charlie Haas Sucks!!

You are obviously mistaken my friend, Charlie Haas has a HUGE amateur background and was probably like the coolest guy in high school. I bet he was like the captain of the wrestling team and got any chicks that he wanted. Haas is best friends with Kurt Angle too and Kurt Angle is the greatest ever so if Kurt Angle thinks Charlie Haas is good then he is good. And that's the bottom line!!!!!

try to defend....


Hmmmmm



Mideon

mark henry cant wrestle worth shit might as well team him up with Eugene.

Mideon has supernatural abilites and he was part of the Undertaker's evil group of vampires. The Undertaker taught Mideon the secrets of resurrection and Mideon had a tattoo of an eye that could see whatever u r doing behind his back so you could never sneak attack him and it makes him very powerful and plus he is a creature of the night and he gets supernatural special superpowers from drinking your blood. So watch out buddy.

Are you serious? MARK HENRY IS THE STRONGEST MAN IN THE WORLD!!!!! That means EVERYONE! Including the Big Show!!! He is so strong one time that I heard he lifted up a tank and threw it. He could punch you so hard you would blink out of existance.

And that was not very funny making for of Eugene. He can do it. You have no faith in him for his disabilities and you are an underestimating a hole for it!!!!

Ok

Here's one..........


Ed Leslie

lol and zach Gowen?

I do not know who they are but I bet you that if you know who they are, then they are famous and must be the greatest of all times because wrestlers who can have u know their name from their wresting abilities r very good and deserve praise.

Zach Gowen is disabled yes, but his lack of a leg has made him very flexible and he can jump around like Spider Man. Plus if u ever went to kick him in the leg u would miss because its not there. Plus, you couldnt do the sharpshooter or Figure 4 on him, so he would never tap out and that makes him better than Mick Foley in an I Quit Match. And one time Mick Foley beat The Rock for the title, so if he could beat the guy who could beat a guy who used to be champion he is the greatest wrestler in the world and u r a moron 4 doubting him u discriminating bastard!!!!!

:?:

Big Bossman sucks

Big Bossman does not suck and u should watch out and make sure he doesn't see this because he will come and whip ur ass with a nightstick. Big Bossman has dealt with hardened criminals before wrestlers and the wrestlers are not as bad ass as a hardened criminal. He will lock themall up and all they will be able to do is butt rape each other so in the words of the Big Bossman GO TO JAIL!!!!!!!

I mean seriously how many crimes have you heard of in Cobb County, GA? UM LIKE NONE, because the Bossman lives there and will take a bite out of crime.

LOL, reputation for Rock Bottom.

Oh and he's one for ya'...Steven Richards.

Hardcore Holly is useless

If you doubt Steven Richards I have five words for you

ILL SHOW U ULL C

Steven RIchards can attack u from every which way because he is invisible. And unless u r Mideon with magical eye tattoo there is nothing u can do about it because he will kick ur behind when u think he is in front of you. Plus he manages Sunday Night Heat and can get guys like Test to come and kick ur butt.

Um hello Hardcore Holly is the greatest of all times. His hair is the coolest and he used to be a racer champion of the world. So he used to drive really really fast and that means he is used to such speed that he can c u coming from a mile away like u r a fast racecar. And plus he got his neck broke and came back for revenge and the only reason Brock won their match is because Brock Lesnar used kryptonite before he F-5d him + Hardcore Holly felt sorry for Brock and gave him the win because Hardcore already gets laid whenever he wants and he wanted to share. Plus he can beat up any 18 year old as seen in Tough Enough and if u r 18 years old chances r, u r next.

The Dudleyz

El Gigante sucks, he almost made Ric Flair have a horrible match in the early 90s! :mad:

This is the ultimate challenge...

Defend Randy Orton....


Because Randy Orton is a over-hyped undeserveing whiny little Rocky! Rocky! Wannabee that will only be as good as the man they call Brutus Beefcake (who sucks almost as bad as "The Talent Killer" Randy Orton!

THE DUDLEYZ ARE THE EXTREME ECW all time table champions. Um whenever u say I wonder what the Dudley Boyz will "bring to the table" LOL r u in 4 a surprise. The Dudley Boyz are the greatest table matchers of all times even if they lose them alot hey the Dudley Boyz made tables famous b/c they will powerbomb u through them + also I had Bubba Ray over 4 dinner tonite and he gave me a Bubba Bomb boy does my butt hurt I will tell u.

El Gigante, I do not know who that is either, but with a name like that he must be really large and that means he runs the joint and no one messes w/him. i heard that instead of climbing the top rope for an elbow drop he will climb a beanstalk and do a hurricanrana on u. U cant beat that not even with a giant axe and if ur name is Jack.

I think I will let Loose Cannon mark out on you to defend Randy Orton. And it is spelled that, "Orton."

But if you insist, this is my markish defense for him:

Hello Mr. Ur Name Doesnt Matter. Randy Ortun iz w/o a doubt the hardcore legend because he will end ur legend SNAP just like that. He did the RKO on Mick Foley and Mick Foley was put in a coma for 3 seconds yes I know they did not tell u this but 4 three seconds he was in a coma and he was hurting bad and the ref counted to three. Randy orton is not a rock wannabe u idiot The Rock stole the peoples eyebrow from Randy Ortun and Randy will kill the rock because if rock is a legend it means he is destined to die because Randy Orton has a big collection of knives and u r next.

How about...



Lex Luger?

Holy shit. My eyes are actually tearing up from that one. You must be bored and drunk. This thread is awesome.

Ummm..yeah, Kevin Nash is the worst WWF Champion of all time.

Lex Luger is a hero 2 all of u and u should respect him. Remember when no one could beat Yokozuna well he was a hero + he became blood brothers with Bret Hart during that time so his real name is Lex Luger Hart but u should not know this and dont tell Lex I told u this secret. He scooped Yokozuna up and slammed him 2 the mat and Yokozuna weighed like 1200 pounds. they only said 530 because they did not want u to know his real weight because he was a senitive guy. next to mark henry lex luger is the second strongest man in the world.

and also he inspired Steve Austin. what does that tell u. he is a all time hero and he could kick Osama's butt and u better b-leave he will own u so b careful.

U must b the drunk 1 my friend to believe that because Kevin Nash gets all the girls and he is prolly ur father so u should show some respect. Shawn Micaehsl tried to keep him in his shadow but u know Kevin Nash is WEIGH taller than Michaels so that was kinda hard. I will tell u how he got the name the jackknife 4 his powerbomb. 1 time he was in a bar and these 2 dudes stood up and said hay Big Sexy u r really name is Big Donkey Punch. So he walked over 2 them and they shot him but he got up and said u r really in trouble now jackhole and stabbed them so that they could not ever have sex again. thats how he got the name 4 his finisher and besides why would u say that when everyone knows he owns u because hes ur dad.

You know Brutus Beefcake....

Yeah, he blows the big one.

um. u have 2 b the dumbest guy on the universe. Brutus the Barber Beefcake can cut ur hair so hard u will die. Plus he was taken in by Hulk Hogan who is his father. Anyway he runs a barber shop and thats why he is called the barber because he can fight u good there he has an advtantage. he knows the layout of the place better than u and he could hide behind corners and do sneak attacks unless u have Mideon eye tatoo. and also he will do swirly moves on you and hypnotize you with his spinny barber sign.

also Kevin nash is 7 foot tall and hispenis is very big I know because he had sex with Pamela Anderson at Wrestlemania when she showed up he was like hey baby and she was like hi. and he said want to go back to my place, we can have sex. she said ok. and he took her home and abused her when he was done.

Fuck the Gobbeldy Gooker!!!

EXCUSE me but that is no way to make fun of Jim Ross, the greatest announcer of all times. U may think its funny to mock a man 4 his disabilities like other ppl in this thread but its not funny and every night in and night out Jim Ross gives u his all and he gives u his soul and u mock him 4 his speech impedament.

Oh, u mean the wrestler? i dunno about him.

Triple H Sucks.

savio vega sucked groin!

Triple H is the GAME. r u insane? WHO has held the belt like he has? Ummm nobody except Hulk Hogan and he never defended it. Triple H is a vampire from Blade 3 and if ur not careful he'll bite ur neck. He also married Stephnaie (hottest babe in world) and he has sex with her which is something u will never do + Vince likes him more than Shane and I know this because Shane told me and I really believe him. Plus pedigree is gonna hurt you and ur not gonna kick out unless u r on PCP.

Uh who do you think is Eddue Guerrero's father u sick bastard it's Savio Vega. Which is a very very little known fact like when Ultimate Warrior died and came back from the grave twice. Savio vega is awesome at jumping around and he used 2 b the man when he was around. Plus he will attack u because he is in a gang called Los Boriquas who r tougher than the crips I know this because I am a crip and men I tell u do not mess w/that guy.

IS this guy trying to convince me that THE ROCK got his eyebrow move from ORTON?! GOD BLESS U. u need a psychologist.

When the rock made his debut, heck, orton was still sucking breast milk.