ECW thread - 12/15/9
 

Hello all.:wave: Enjoy the show.

Boom.

Hmm, interesting start between Shelton and Christian. But WTF does Tiffany need out there?

Uh oh, it's BILLY REGAL.

Well, looks like Ryder's fucked...

It stinks

lmao I love Tony. And Maria is INCREDIBLE to look at.

Abe Washington show was really entertaining to me tonight. And I am loving Atlas more in this role.

So what, a swerve and now a Kozlov face turn?

<font color=goldenrod>WHAT THE FUCK

Way to give Croft and Barreta a ridiculously boring theme</font> :|

Ohhh radio..........

BAH GAWD IT'S KANE

Well that's just great. Looks like Ryder's career is now officially down the shitter. Still don't see why though.

I guess the radio didn't tell him everything

except maybe "Sorry...about your damn luck!" :wavesad: And this was one of the few guys who I really got on board with early in his singles career because I thought he'd eventually attain the ECW title and use that as a way to achieve other great things. But unfortunately, I wouldn't be surprised if they kicked him like a bad habit by or before the hyped ECW Homecoming show.

Zack Ryder is fine. He's in a bit of a funny state, but the story here was Kane coming back. Ryder will go over Tommy Dreamer in coming weeks. Hopefully.

Only time will tell.

Paul Burchill should come back as a Pirate.

Is there anyway they get Punk in this tournament thing and do Jesus..er..Punk/Christian at RR?

THIS. I am not finding any kind of entertainment or excitement with Burchill's current "Ripper" gimmick, but unfortunately, I have a feeling that Paul "Ripper" Burchill will be around for a bit.:(

You are gay. There's no reason for Burchill to be a fucking pirate. Are you guys really ASKING for a fucking PIRATE??? His character is fine if they just let him win some matches.

Also, changing Baretta and Croft's theme was the worst move in WWE history. Moreso than the 2001 InVasion.

What is wrong with The Ripper? At least he is getting TV time :y:

right?

I was fast forwarding through their match then I was like "oh right I like their music" so I rewound and then it's different and I was pissed off for like 4 hours

Seeing as how he lost Tuesday, I wonder where they'll decide to put him. Hopefully RAW, as I could really see him flourishing over there if he didn't wear that goofy mask.

He wouldn't have to wear the mask on a different show, since 'Paul Burchill' would be allowed to wrestle anywhere else. The stipulation was just that he would leave ECW.

I really really don't like Zack Ryder's attire. It's just weird, and totally totally gay.

He's not the first to wear that kind of gear. Remember Hardbody Harrison?

Oh, really? Well, tbh, I don't really care for that black see-through jacket or vest or whatever, but I dig the rest with the headband, sunglasses and the full right leg tight pant with no pant leg for his left leg. It takes a man with serious confidence in his self-image to pull off the look, and make it look as awesome as Ryder does.

DAMN iNATOR, quick question...would you have sex with Zack Ryder?

WCW POWER PLANT! Oh wait..that was Hard Work Bobby Walker..ooops..

WWE still needs something like that anyway..

It was called Tough Enough.

No, I would not. I would go to the bar for a couple beers with him, though.:y:

So you'd have to get drunk first to have sex with him. I got you.

I'd probably fuck Zack Ryder and Rosa Mendes in a threesome. Hey, Ryder's matches don't last long these days -- why should I expect anything else to?

The Quotable Noid

No, we'd have a couple beers, talk, and then go our separate ways.

You'd like to separate his butt cheeks and insert your penis. I understand.

ECW from the Year 9. Talk about the good ole days before Vince ruined it. EC DUB!!
or should I say, B.C. Dub!

Sorry. This is one of those times where apathy is NOT the answer.