John Cena is terrible.
 

I haven't watched wrestling for years, but I got curious when I heard something about Bret Hart. After learning that he signed for a few months, I decided to backtrack and watch a few RAWs, etc.

And I have found that John Cena is so horrible that I logged back onto here after god knows how long just to say it, and to people who probably know better than myself.

I miss the real headliners. This guy cut the most emo and ridiculous stupid promo on the 12/14 Raw that I have not heard the likes of since the '80s.

And as far as the rumored up hype about The Rock vs. Cena is concerned, I don't think John Cena is ready to get boo'd out of the building.

Anyway, bye for a couple more years.

Bye

Holy shit, ROCK BOTTOM!!

* Nostalgia Pop *

Juan, you don't know about the awesomeness of Rock Bottom. You've only been on TPWW since '06. He and I were in the TPWW Poster Class of 2004. Great class.

Thank you Mr. Obvious

Who's John Cena?

"I dunno, but I'm gonna blindly support him and buy all his merchandise, because I don't know any better." (typical children's response, for those who don't get it.)

i get it

The most electrifying post in sports entertainment.

never give up

hustle, loyaly, respect

suck my balls

"NEVER GIVE UP" this after school special shit is why TNA will most likely come to wipe the floor with RAW

Cenassoldier will not be happy to read this.

Thanks for keeping us informed.

Don't leave, Rock Bottom. We need you.

to re-iterate ...ahem...suck my balls

suck ahem... what?

Yay rock bottom is gone again!

...LOL.

I said come to not right now.

The word "likely" did you in.

Hey, HEY. Guy. Calm down. I didn't act like this was some great revelation. I just didn't quite feel satisfied enough by posting youtube comments and getting bitched at by a bunch of Cenalolwiggermarks.

Which is a word.

Also, Randy Orton is being misused, jobbing to that fucking faggot on the slammy episode. He should have grabbed him by the ears and DDT'd him again.

Fuck you Savior, I will post in all of your threads if only to contribute to your suicide.

It's also terrible that he said he wasn't going to lose another match until he's champ. That's just completely anti-climactic.

I hope someone piledrives him through a 50 story building made of glass so that he can use the coma storyline.

Cena's music does wonders for my bladder, gotta go immediately

Uh, he lost Monday to Sheamus in a 1-on-1 match for the WWE Championship. I believe that counts.

He didn't lose. He won by DQ.

This thread should be called Batista is terrible because well he is.

It's still tantamount to losing, as he didn't win the title back, though.

Well, he didn't lose the match. He said he would never lose a match. Also, it's probably just to build to Cena winning the belt back, anyway.

Personally, I hope they go with Sheamus keeping the belt through WrestleMania 26. It'd be a nice way to establish him as a beast. Let him go over Cena at the Royal Rumble, before Cena wins the Rumble and jumps over to SmackDown!. Sheamus can then defend the title against Shawn Michaels at <s>No Way Out</s>, uh, Elimination Chamber, while Triple H earns himself a WrestleMania WWE Title match.

We can then get HBK facing either The Undertaker or even Bret Hart (although the latter would be all smoke and mirrors), while Triple H can put over his prize protoge.

I'd rather hav batista as champ then Cena though.

Hey FUCK YOU ROCK BOTTOM!

I miss Bastion Booger :(

Shakezula, the mic ruler, the old schooler.

Yeah, even the Autistic kid got it.