'I am a storyteller', says Dancing Dave
 

“We’re dinosaurs in this age of instant gratification. We are not just athletes, we are also storytellers and I don’t see that in the newcomers,” he explains.

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So not only being amazingly insulting to young talent who are EXACTLY where he was a few years ago but without the help of Ric Flair and Triple H, he describes himself as a 'storyteller'.

Personally, I don't think Dave could tell a story if it came up to him and whispered in his ear what to say.

Fuck you Batista. You are right about one thing, you are a dinosaur. Always have been. You weren't even entertaining when Eddie was working with you.

Happy New Year.

Also, If it weren't for Finlay and a figment of everyone's imagination showing him where his ass is (because he couldn't find it himself during his Deacon days), he'd have been gone a while ago.

He's even admitted this on record.

Its weird in more than one interview hes called himself some variation of a storyteller and talks as if he understands it and utilizes it yet when he gets to the ring I see none of this at least not from his side.

Not only that but he strikes me as something of an asshole I could be wrong but thats the vibe I get

storyteller my ass Batista's such a dick

Evidently excuses given to quack doctors for steroids are considered stories

I never liked Batista even when everyone here was on his band wagon in 2007.

I only ever liked Batista's entrance.

Without the dance and pyro, he's absolutely nothing.