WWE SmackDown Taping Results (01/08) *Spoilers*
 

Dark Match
1. Tyler Reks beat The Hurricane. Reks won with what I assume was his finisher. Reks had a prematch promo to ensure he got over as a heel. It seems to have worked.

WWE SmackDown
* A Beat the Clock Challenge recap was shown.

* Batista comes out and says that while Vickie Guerrero tried to make things right last week, she isn't the General Manager, so his match with Rey Mysterio won't happen. He calls out Teddy Long for an explanation.

* Rey Mysterio came out instead. Rey called Batista a crybaby and showed why he is. He made a good point. Rey said he is ready to go tonight. He called Dave "skerred." Dave says he is not "skerred." He said he will simply injure Rey, who disagreed.

* Dolph Ziggler defeated Kane by countout.

* They announce that later tonight, CM Punk will save a member of the WWE Universe.

* In a backstage segment, Michelle McCool, Layla El and Beth Phoenix all make fun of "Piggy James." Layla and Michelle apologize to Beth for last week. Phoenix tells Layla they have a match tonight and she better get serious.

* Backstage, Chris Jericho asks the Hart Dynasty if they are ready to make an impact. They tell him they've been ready and what happened to Bret Hart on Raw was an embarrassment.

* Chris Jericho and The Hart Dynasty defeated Cryme Tyme and R-Truth. Jericho got the win for his team over JTG. R-Truth came out before the break. Jericho had massive heat. Massive. There was a you suck chant drowned out by a what's up chant. Cryme Tyme was over big too.

* Mike Tyson promo video aired.

* CM Punk comes out to the ring with Luke Gallows to "save" a member of the WWE Universe. They pick someone out of the crowd who appear to be a developmental worker (I believe Manbeast from OVW). They ask him if he's ready to be safe. The "fan" responds "he thinks so". Punk says that he needs to cut his hair to become part of the "straightedge lifestyle". The "fan" is at first hesitant but finally agrees. Gallows pulls out an electronic razor and shaves his head.

* A promo aired for Maria appearing on Celebrity Apprentice.

* Luke Gallows defeated Matt Hardy.
A "Let's go Hardy" chant was heard in the arena.

* Backstage, Teddy Long and Maria are discussing her being part of the upcoming Celebrity Apprentice cast. Vickie Guerrero arrives and says she would have been part of the cast as well, but she's been too busy. She shows Maria the new WWE action figure roles and asks her to do a sales pitch for them. The Great Khali and Runjin Singh arrive and Khali says that Guerrero's figure reminds him of a cow.

* Beth Phoenix defeated Layla El. Michelle McCool attacked Beth after the match but Mickie James made the save, then kicked Phoenix as well.

* Drew McIntyre was interviewed by Josh Matthews. He said he will be the first IC champion to win the Royal Rumble. Enter John Morrison, who disagreed and did a hilarious imitation of Drew. Morrison smacked the piss out of McIntyre like he stole money.

* Rey Mysterio defeated Batista to earn a World Hvt. Championship match at the Royal Rumble. After Rey won the match, the bell tolled for interference twice. One, it knocked out Batista and ref, and once to knock out Rey. The pyro is hot as hell. There was a fake Taker full entrance(as in no one showed up). Well it was Chris Jericho. Then Matt Hardy took him out. Punk and Gallows took out Jericho and Batista. Then Kane came down. He took out Punk then Mysterio took out nayists. Everyone the left the ring. But no one left their seats.

After the show went off the air, Rey came back to whip some Batista ass. Then Kane came back and chokeslammed Batista. Kane and Rey double teamed Dave. Rey and Kane left. Dave cut a promo about how we suck. He blamed Louisville since he started here.

Is there a reason why you conviently deleted the perfectly good spoilers I had up? Or you just gonna claim that these are "superior" because they're "more detailed" than the ones I found, as usual?

Just, FTR, going briefly OT (off-topic): This is just a small sampling of what makes you such a horrible wrestling forum mod, Juan. A VERY small sampling.

Shut up

No. I'm sick of your fucking bullying tactics. I shouldn't have to take your crap, and I'm not going to take it any longer. It's time someone in the wrestling forum actually grew a spine and stood up to your punk ass.

Okay

Fight fight fight fight!

Yeah I dunno, seems like damninator posted the spoilers before? Unless there was a reason they were deleted and this was posted instead.

Didn't check the time stamp

The ones I posted were officially up at 10:57 for the record.

Yeah Juan is like the worst mod in TPWW (deletes threads for no reason, edits posts) beyond his modship I think he is an alright guy but I dont think he should have power.

Daminator posted the time stamp in this thread

Rey vs Taker at RR? Yea, so who will Taker be defending against at NWO??? Also, wtf at that ending? Could there possibly be any more of a more clusterfucked finale?

Who's posts do i edit? Before DAMN iNATOR's thread, what was the last one I deleted?

More proof that Juan would rather insult everyone he hates than be the bigger man and admit that he was late with the results, and delete his own thread rather than take down the one I put up 3 minutes earlier than him.:nono:

Real creative, there Juan...who would ever know the type of message you're trying to send with a large picture of a baby bawling it's eyes out?

Lol calm down DAMN iNATOR

Probably some other one of mine. And probably out of spite, too.:|

You've edited mine before and deleted a couple of my threads.

No. I'm fed up with Juan's bullshit. I DEMAND that these spoilers be taken down, and the ones I had up be put back, no questions asked. It's clear that Juan just likes to see if he can "push my buttons" and I'm fucking sick of it.

I edited one of your posts once as a joke you fucking crybaby. I didn't think you'd take it so seriously. It's a god damn message board. get over it

Oh, no, no, no! You aren't going to get away with that "little white lie" Juan. You've edited my posts, you've also deleted several of my SD! spoiler threads that I've had up, sometimes 10-15 minutes before you could even be bothered to put up your own variant. There's no reason for it, unless you really have nothing better to do online than just to see if you can toy with people's emotions by abusing your power.

And yes, I know you were addressing Savior and not me, but you've pulled the same shit on me, so don't lie and say you didn't.

Don't ask me a question you know the answer too then bitch about it when you hear the answer.
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and daminator calm down, just chill.

Give me one good fucking reason why I should?:rant: And let's try to avoid the old "oh, it'll never work" routine, too.

I'm not getting as heated as Daminator but it is frustrating when you make a thread then you see its gone 2 minutes later for no apparent reason.

Also, well played, Juan. How would I ever have noticed that for the second week in a row you also deleted the ECW Spoilers thread I made two weeks in a row, this week a full hour and a half before it even aired?

You are demanding yours be undeleted SOMEHOW and his be deleted. Why? Why does that matter? State your deal but don't demand to do that.

There's a difference between merge and delete

You haven'thad Juan hating you and neg repping you and putting inappropriate pictures in your visitor messages out of spite all because of that joking Richard Simmons "Gay Alarm" picture I put in his rep at some point in spring-summer of last year. That's why he targets me so damn much.

It just really pisses me off, especially when he also gets away with victimizing others just to get his jollies.

Don't be too upset, DAMN. You'll always have the WWE Superstars *SPOILERS*.

There's no rage like nerd rage.

Oh, right. Silly me, I suppose you never saw ABT's plea for no spoilers in his thread last week before you decided to drop my thread right in the middle of his thread? I mean, the least you could have done was edited it and wrapped spoiler tags arount it to show some kind of respect. But no, your all buddy-buddy with ABT, so you'd rather make it look as if I intentionally tried to piss him off by putting spoilers in his thread last week than admit that you merged my spoilers into his thread while you hid the fact and giggled like a 10-year-old schoolgirl about it.

You uncovered my elaborate plan to make you look like a fool!!

*golf putt clapping*

Also, It's good to see you again 3x. How's 2010 been treating you so far?

Yes, and I suppose you would've gotten away with it, too if it weren't for "us meddling kids"...:roll:

We should make an official "DAMN iNATOR vs Juan" thread.

No. The boards are being tortured enough with the Zeeboe vs. Kane86 one.

I feel sick to my stomach about what these issues must be doing to each of your lives.

Me and Joey Radd had the same beef in 2004 over who got to do the Raw thread but we realized it doesn't really matter who starts the thread.

Besides, some jackass observer, if myself and Juan ever faced off, would probably make some lame joke that one of us is "spoiling for a fight" (See? Didn't go over too well, did it. I rest my case.)

lol come on

Hey if we made the thread in here Juan could edit all your arguments