If you could be one wrestler right now , for the next 5 years, who would it be?
 

Seriously, I have a man crush on Ted Debiase JR. And he's going to be the fucking man in 5 years and probably in a year hopefully also. I love Ted Debiase JR. If they could put him and Edge and Jericho and Umaga on the same show. I'd totally watch.

Am i gay for wanting to go rent Marine 2 because of my man crush?

First person to get me a Ted Dibiase Jr avatar gets my fingers knuckle deep in there butt.

There we go.

Two, one for each hand.

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Punk.

Sara Del Rays ass does that count?

Hulk Hogan. He makes more cash then anyone, and he parties like a rock star.

HHH.

RVD, assuming he returns.

Zach Gowen because of the parking..

batista. i like his bad side (:

The Rock

until Dwayne Johnson is dead or severely handicapped my answer to this question will always be The Rock

Umaga died recently.

Just as Long as i don't have to be Zandig.

Not Umaga

....So is that your choice?

Anyways, I'd have to go with The Undertaker.
Maximum paycheck, minimum work.

Don't misunderstand- I love the Dead Man. It's just he doesn't have to do a lot of work, and is still one of the most recognizable faces of the past 20 years.

you want a fake hip?

For that kind of paycheck, and being able to hit a light switch a few times to get a reaction? I'll say it's worth it.

John Cena..... because I would never lose..... well... only to a ginger :(

Brain Damage just for one day just to know what its like to be a deathmatch wrestler.

Shane McMahon. He wrestled before so he qualifies.

Jericho... The Man...

Vince McMahon.

He's gonna die soon. Shane would be the better choice.

Gotta go with The Miz.

former wcw champion david arquette so i can fuck courtney cox...

The Pope

Triple H for the obvious reason

Is the Miz really fucking Maryse in real life?

I believe so. I know Taker is fucking McCool, Orton was fucking Kelly Kelly, Melina has boned Botchtista and Morrison. Lord only knows.

SANTINO MARELLA. Make a couple jokes, speak-a the funny English and get a paycheck.

Triple H

John Morrison. Guy is a future main event.

This. Except I wouldn't exaclty be thrilled about wearing a dress for some kid's movie (Tooth Fairy)...

PUNK PUNK PUNK PUNK PUNK PUNK PUNK PUNK PUNK PUNK PUNK PUNK PUNK

Kevin Nash

Do even less than taker, collect check

Drew McIntyre is 24 years old, a guy that seems destined for the main event, and is about to marry Tiffany. I'd say he's a pretty fucking good pick. I'd also pick Trish Stratus, just for the fun of it.

Truthfully, though, I'd have to second whoever said Morrison. The guy has got it all going for him.

The Miz for previously stated reasons. :naughty: