Dear WWE,
 

Chris Jericho vs. Edge vs. Christian - Make it happen please.

Love,
Tovo

TOVO Fact: Tovo doesn't always eat all his vegetables.

Why does Jericho get to interfere in the awesomeness that would be E&C wrestling each other?

Why not throw Punk in there and make it a 4 Way while you're at it?

Dear WWE,

I want to thank you for giving this world "The King of Kings" Triple H. I do not know what my life would be like had Triple H never impacted it like he has. His passion for professional wrestling and the World Heavyweight Championship have made me yearn for my dreams with such fervor. I remember when I became a disciple of Triple H. The night after WrestleMania XIV, Shawn Michaels was out of the WWF, and Triple H assumed control of D-Generation X. He then said how you must look for your blood...you must look to the KLIQ. I knew at that moment, that like me, Triple H was loyal to his friends and destructive to his enemies.

I remember looking on in awe as Triple H began his meteoric rise to the top of WWF and all of professional wrestling. He has ended careers, broken Jim Ross' arms, fucked a corpse, and buried jobbers all in the name of living his dream...being the best in the world at what he does. I can only hope, I too, can do the same for my dreams. The entire world can use Triple H as a guiding light in our quests for immortality and understanding our life's meaning.

I remember fondly when Triple H returned in 2002 after a career-threatening tear of his quadriceps muscle. The electricity in the air on Monday, January 7, 2002 was awe-inspiring. I felt the vibrations of Madison Square Garden through my television screen. The tears rolled down my cheek as Triple H returned on top of the world and for a moment forever frozen in time, Triple H was the king of the world. He overcame the odds, and he refused to accept defeat. He fought back from the bring of death to recapture his dream and the magic of his career. Triple H went on to the hottest streak of his career from 2002 until 2005. Then, in January of 2007, at the New Years Revolution event, Triple H tore his quad again...and with bated breath I waited for months until his return at the SummerSlam event of that year. Truly, Triple H refuses to be stopped until he completes his mission. That mission is to live a full life and have a historic and happy career. I too have made this my mission. Just like Triple H is a 13-time World Heavyweight Champion, Triple H wants us to find it within ourselves to be at our very best all the time. We must dig deep within ourselves to find what makes us better than everybody else and use that to propel us past our wildest dreams!

Triple H is not only "The Game". Triple H is not only "The King of Kings". Triple H is not only "that damn good". Triple H is not only "my hero". No, Triple H is something words can't describe. The only way for you and the world to understand Triple H is to watch him with the most focus you can give him...then maybe you can understand why he has exceeded perfection and exceeded immortality. Maybe we can all understand why and how Triple H is...Triple H.

Sincerely,
James Emmitt Steele

PS.

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Because All three were tag champions with the other two at some point. Because Edge/Jericho I predict will be an awesome feud, and Edge/Christian and Jericho/Christian have both been incredible feuds from the past. Because those three men fit each other very well style, promo and character wise. Because they're all three blonde Canadian guys. Because they deserve to be the focal point of SmackDown (assuming Captain Charisma heads there once ECW is over). Because they all live in the same neighborhood currently. Because those three men are constantly the best part of any given show. Because if done right it could be such an incredible three way feud.

Take your pick...and nothing against Punk, but I'm happy to see him continue to do his own thing right now, and doesn't in any real way fit into how wonderfully their characters could interact.

TOVO Fact: Tovo uses dimmer switches, he likes to keep the light between 50 and 70%.

Wow, that came off really gay for Triple H.

:shifty:

I bet nobody TPWW guessed my middle name was Emmitt.

I changed my middle name to honor the greatest RB to ever play the game!!

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I suggested this triple threat match for the title in another thread, can see it happening once Christian wins MITB!

According to this

http://lakeexpo.com/articles/2010/01...tuaries/06.txt

you are dead, sir.

This is the main reason this feud should happen I think.

Throw Owen Hart's carcass into this match, too.

Back as a "corpse"? Behold the dead, the living dead (Cuts to Lemmy growling "On your knees, dog")

Dear WWE,

As a long standing wrestling fan, I was very loyal to the product (i will use this term loosely). Sports Entertainment was a horrible idea, and why do you keep cutting all of the good fucking talent while you shove pasty irish men down our mullet?

I shunned other promotions after you consumed the WCW, because I realized that you are a ruthless corporation that will never play fair....I liked that about you. At the end of the day, I can't be bothered to waste any more of my vital DVR space to record this loose stool programming. While I do have a love for some of your characters, like Orton, MORRISON, MVP, EDGE, HHH, Jericho, Morrison's abs and others, I realize that you will only promote the talent that poses the smallest risk of crossing over and Pulling a Dwayne Johnson on you guys.

I'm leaving you. I have picked up Muai Thai, and BJJ as a part of my hobby/discipline/workout regimen. I will begin to follow MMA more than I follow WWE.

Get your shit together,

K7

Dear TNA,

The way you run things there in Orlando I'd be surprised if the suits didn't ride a short bus to the office every day.

Love,
Xero

Dear WWE,

You fucked up letting Elijah Burke go, really fucked up

Best regards,
Inno

Is this TNA?

Dear WWE,

Please don't let Mae Young host RAW. We all know you've thought of it.

Sincerly, "WWE Universe"

Dear WWE,

I love to sing-a
About the moon-a and the June-a and the spring-a,
I love to sing-a,
About a sky of blue-a, or a tea for two-a,
Anything-a with a swing-a to an "I love you-a,"
I love to, I love to sing!

Give me a song-a
About a son-a gun that went and done her wrong-a.
But keep it clean-a,
With a cottage small-a by a waterfall-a,
Any sob-a that will throb-a to a bluebird's call-a,
I love, I love to sing!

I was born a singin' fool-a,
Lah-de-dah!
Ol' Major Bowes is gonna spot me,
Got through Yale with boula-boula,
Lah-de-dah!
Old microphone's got me!

I love to sing-a,
I love to wake up with the south-a in my mouth-a,
And wave a flag-a,
With a cheer for Uncle Sammy and another for my mammy,
I love to sing!

The swingin'est,
Hot singin'est,
Bell-ringin'est,
Song singin'est
High tootin'est,
Sky tootin'est,
I love to sing!



P.S. Hey Vince, your daughter is hot!

Ummm.. Two words... Offensive line... Try Dickerson, Sanders and about 10 others that were better with crap O lines... Sorr, I just hate anything Cow-Girls...

On another note, the HHH thing was kinda gay, but awesome...
And... Edge vs Christian vs THE MAN Jericho...
AWESOMENESS at it's best... Make it happen WWE...

Dear WWE

do you have any cheat codes for Golden Axe Warrior on the sega master system?
i am stuck on the ice continent and do not have the ice bell.

from stuart

YARDS AND RINGS, BRO! [/SammyG]

Dear ToVo...

How's your fake AIDS?

Sincerely,

Vince McMahon.

PS: Yeah, I read TPWW.

lets not let the Cowboys ruin this thread like they ruined the 90's.

Dear Vinnie Mac,

Do you like being called Vinnie Mac? I really don't give two shits if you do, cause I'm gonna call you that anyway! So, you read TPWW do ya? Then WHY THE FUCK won't you give Noid a job? Have you ever stopped to read his massive ass posts? What? You're a billionairre on TV and you don't have time for that long shit? I understand...


I'm broke and niether do I!


K7

lot of budding comedians in this thread

This thread is horrible.

if you go by rings...then trent dilfer is better than dan marino...this argument fails

Dear WWE,
Why isn't Haystacks Calhoun in the WWE Hall of Fame already? He's an unsung hero that has earned his time in the spotlight and the credit for what he has done in the industry. The gimmick he used was used by Hillbilly Jim, and his booking style to get him over was used by Andre the Giant. He paved the way for other people in the WWE Hall of Fame.
I'm not saying he's a top tier Hall of Fame inductee. But come on, you guys put Chris Von Erich in the Hall of Fame with his family. Did Chris really do anything to the wrestling world? No. Haystacks, however, impacted pro wrestling. The ripple effect he caused is still felt today.
Aside from his booking style and his gimmick, Haystacks did plenty of work with a struggling North Eastern promotion. He was able to draw a lot of fans, and ergo money, to the company that is now World Wrestling Entertainment.
I think it's time we see Haystacks in the Hall of Fame.

Thanks for your time,
Daniel "FourFifty" Crummett

also two rings against Buffalo...please.

Anyone who thinks that Edge vs. Chris Jericho vs. Christian would not be an amazing feud is kidding themselves. It's my preferred Backlash headliner.

I do NOT want to see this at Wrestlemania. Yes - the match would be awesome, but it would NOT help Edge's credibility whatsoever if he defeated two men that, kayfabe wise, he is already superior than.

Edge should go over Triple H or Undertaker at Mania....cleanly and convincingly.

Dear WWE

bring back bob. or I will stick you in the cross face chicken wing vince.


Yours sinceley moonface.

Edge has beaten Taker one time too many. It's time he took on the Game or the Celtic Warrior.

Heyman, I love it when you post here, but Tovo never actually said he wanted to see the match at WrestleMania. At least not this year. He just wants to see it happen in general, I take it. If they go Jericho vs. Edge, it makes it so simple to introduce Christian post-Mania, and let that match go on at Backlash, or something. I am so sick of Backlash just being direct Mania rematches.

And to be honest, while I appreciate your theories for trying to get Edge established as a permanent main event presence, I think more at risk are his reactions as a face. Everyone has accepted Edge as a guy who wins World Titles as we likely head into his tenth reign as World Champion. The thing about Edge facing Triple H or The Undertaker is that it splits a crowd -- more likely in favour of one of the more established faces. Edge needs to go over a top heel at Mania. Chris Jericho, CM Punk or Randy Orton are the heels that could garner a great heel reaction and get the fans firmly behind Edge. I think we can rule out Orton, as he is likely set to do something with Legacy. Jericho is the one that Edge has the most history with.

Edge has *never* beaten Taker even remotely clean.

Remember - it's NOT about victories. It's about beating someone CLEANLY and CONVINCINGLY. That is the *only* way that a guy will truly ascend to the next level.

I actually think that at this point, Edge going over Sheamus will make him look better than going over Triple H. If just because the fans would definitely cheer his win over Sheamus. Plus, it'd make Edge the guy who ended the first reign of Sheamus, who in kayfabe, has been made to look unstoppable.

He banished him from the WWE at one point. I'd consider that a pretty impressive win, considering the WWE fans expect The Undertaker to always come out on top regardless of how much someone cheats.

I'll have to disagree with that last statement. Sheamus' victories over Cena and Orton have been made to look flukey.

NON-CLEAN WINS OVER WRESTLERS DO NOT ADD LONG TERM CREDIBILITY TO A WRESTLER.