Nicolas Cage Is The Most Unattractive Leading Male Ever
 

I mean... I like him. He has that white trash charisma that never really left him after "Raising Arizona". But seriously, he looks like somebody's PE coach. I can see him yelling at everybody to head to the locker rooms or some shit. Can't believe he almost got to play Superman. Coach White Trash was gonna play Kal-El. Wow. Cool guy, though.

He's pretty all around terrible.

With that said I love Con-Air and The Rock.

Never understood how people took him seriously as an action hero.

The Whole Year Inn

Also the most unlikely action star to ever exist.

I can't think of many movies outside of Raising Arizona and Con-Air that I enjoy that he headlines.

yeah Con-Air and Face/Off are both epic.

weird ass actor

Love him

Does a lot of weird ass movies for all the "shit" ones.

Cage rules.

Really not surprised.

Yeah, he's great in those movies, but as an action star, he's ridiculous.

Better action star then you'll ever be.

National Treasure movies are good.

Hey, James Hetfield sucks cock a lot better than you do, but you don't see me rubbing it in your face.

nicolas cage match

WHO? WHY? WHEREEE?

- fallon as nicholas cage

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Now I really want to see him play a PE coach. In like some sort of dark comedy.

It could be called "The P.E. Coach"

Get on a screenplay STAT.

Nic Cage as Zordon

Nic Cage as Zachary "Zack" Morris, Kelly Kapowski, Lisa Marie Turtle, Samuel "Screech" Powers, Albert Clifford "A.C." Slater Sanchez, Jessica Myrtle Spano, Richard Belding, and Max

I liked the National Treasure movies. They aren't classics, but they are nice movies.

Lord of War? Leaving Las Vegas? Adaption? Matchstick Men? Bringing Out The Dead? The Rock?

That's off the top of my head.

Lord of War was the goods.

Leaving Las Vegas is so fucking depressing its untrue, if I were to commit suicide to any movie it would be that.

Good though:y:

Actually if you add in 8MM, old NC has been in two of the most horribly depressing movies in history, 'mad probs'

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Beautiful list.