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**Corkscrewed** · 09-02-2005, 04:56 AM

Here Lies Randy Orton
Bugs poop on him now.

Here Lies Brock Lesnar
Suicide after losing in Fantasy Football

Here Lies Hulk Hogan
Lo and behold, it WAS his last match.

Here Lies Sean O'Haire
Caged in Hell as well.

Here Lies Booker T
I still remember.

Here Lies X-Pac
Beaten to death by Chyna

Here Lies JBL
Soapin' Satan Up

Here Lies JBL
Met a crowd of Jews.

Here Lies Danny Basham
Who?

Here Lies Katie Vick
Here Lies Kane
Here Lies Triple H

Here Lies Nathan Jones
Stumbled off a bridge in a breakdancing contest.

09-02-2005, 04:56 AM	#6
Corkscrewed Posts: 18,357	Here Lies Randy Orton Bugs poop on him now. Here Lies Brock Lesnar Suicide after losing in Fantasy Football Here Lies Hulk Hogan Lo and behold, it WAS his last match. Here Lies Sean O'Haire Caged in Hell as well. Here Lies Booker T I still remember. Here Lies X-Pac Beaten to death by Chyna Here Lies JBL Soapin' Satan Up Here Lies JBL Met a crowd of Jews. Here Lies Danny Basham Who? Here Lies Katie Vick Here Lies Kane Here Lies Triple H Here Lies Nathan Jones Stumbled off a bridge in a breakdancing contest.