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**Champion of Europa** · 02-01-2004, 01:17 AM

Note: All matches will be rated for my enjoyment of it, not actual ability or workrate or any of that. They're just learning, so I'm cutting em a break.

OVW TV 1/31/03:

Recap of Matt Cappoteli defeating Seven.

Matt Cappotelli (w/ John Hennigan) and Baseball Batt defeated Travis Bane (w/ Synn and Seven) with a rollup. **1/2 It was good, but I wasn't really terribly interested. Nice psychology with the broken hand.

Recap of Nick Dinsmore vs. Standing Thunder where Mark Magnus (lost to Thunder the week before) and Thunder's heads collidied, knocking out Thunder for Disnmore to retain his title. Then Johnny Jeter told the ref what happened, but Dinsmore failed to attack Jeter afterwards. Then Max Impact attacked Jeter, which prompted Matt Morgan to attack him and Impact left before he got beat up badly. This prompted Morgan and Jeter vs. Dinsmore and Impact for tonight.

Nick Dinsmore talks trash about Johnny Jeter then talks about how he'll beat Billy Gunn to retain his title next Saturday. Then Max Impact says he's not here as Inspector Max Impact, he's here as a man Morgan and Jeter don't want to mess with. Then Jim Cornette says that OVW has a test for Nick Dinsmore. He says on Wednesday at the OVW TV Tapings, Nick Dinsmore will defend his title against The OVW Phenom, THE DAMAJA. WOOO. I just had an orgasm. We get a taped statement from the Damaja saying he won't be there as Danny Basham, he'll be there as everyone's favorite, the Damaja. He says that if he wins the title, he can be back on OVW every week. He hits his catchphrase, "Now don't get that twisted." Woo, orgasmed again. Now I'm dehydrated.

Commercials.

"This Year's Model" Mark Magnus (w/Nikita) defeated Standing Thunder with brass knuckles that were given to him by Nikita. *** Afterwards Jim Cornette comes down from the announce position to tell the ref that Mark Magnus has brass knuckles, and Magnus runs out and holds Cornette so Nikita can punch him, but Standing Thunder ducks out and punches Magnus and Cornette chases off Nikita. (At Saturday's Crusade Slamfest Johnny Jeter and Jim Cornette will fight Mark Magnus and Nikita)

BTW, Standing Thunder uses Creed's "My Sacrifice" as his entrance music. This means I hate him.

Commercials

WOOO. Cornette is cutting a promo. He says Magnus beat him up, and that's a newsflash. He's been beaten by 700 different wrestlers, so he didn't get no cherry. WOOOOO. He is angry that Nikita slapped him on TV. He's angry he got slapped by Nikita the All Time Sleepover Champion. WOOOOO. Nikita the Reverse Cowgirl Position Expert. WOOOOO. Nikita, she's been on more laps than a napkin. WOOOO. Do you know what you call a windtunnel? Three Nikita's standing side by side. WOOOO. Cornette says if they can get 500 people in the OVW arena for the Crusade Slamfest, he'll KO Nikita. WOOOOO. If he doesn't knock her out, he'll never step foot in the Davis Arena again. BOOOOO.

More Commercials.

Recap of Nova and The Idol (OVW Southern Tag Team Champions) introducing Nova's ex girlfriend and their tag team's slut, Trudy Denucci. Then Adrenaline and Alexis Laree comes out and announces they will fight Nova, the Idol, and Trudy Denucci.

Passion talks about what Jillian Hall did to her. I dunno. I'm clueless.

Jillian Hall said she broke Passion's nose 3 weeks ago. She says Passion says that she's gonna mess up her face at the Crusade Slamfest. Jillian Hall says she tried to apologize. She said she saw what she did on accident, just see what she can do on purpose. I'm really not caring.

Commercials.

Note: Most of these commercials are like an OVW ad and 1 commercial long.

Bolin Services comes out, and they talk about how they went on a talent search. Bolin says they were guests at the Neverland Ranch. He says Michael is innocent and that Michael was so nice he let Maurice sleep in his bed. Maurice shivered and looked disgusted. HAHAHA, cause he's a child molestor. Bolin says he has two new members of Bolin Services. They are Carlos Colon and Da Beast. Bolin says Carlos Colon's dad is a millionaire and Carlos's dad is paying Bolin to make Carlos a star, just like he has with many others. Bolin says Carlos's dad gave some extra money to hire Da Beast, a body guard for many important rappers like Tupac Shakur, The Notorious B.I.G., and Jam Master Jay. HAHAHA, cause they're all dead. As Cornette is hilarious, Bolin tries too hard.

More Commercials still.

"The Blueprint" Matt Morgan and "The Thrillseeker" Johnny Jeter defeated "Mr. Wrestling" Nick Dinsmore and "John Lauranitis's Enforcer" Max Impact when Max Impact used a ether-soaked rag to KO Morgan and Dinsmore got the pin, but Cornette had the decision reversed. They were reviving Matt Morgan as the show goes off the air. ***1/4 Not enough action but still awesome.

Overall Thoughts: Nice show, but next week is gonna be great stuff. Dinsmore vs. Damaja. WOOOO. I still wanna see Impact have his ass handed to him. Jeter and Dinsmore did almost all the wrestling till the end.

02-01-2004, 01:17 AM	#13
Champion of Europa SEX APPEAL Posts: 13,830	Note: All matches will be rated for my enjoyment of it, not actual ability or workrate or any of that. They're just learning, so I'm cutting em a break. OVW TV 1/31/03: Recap of Matt Cappoteli defeating Seven. Matt Cappotelli (w/ John Hennigan) and Baseball Batt defeated Travis Bane (w/ Synn and Seven) with a rollup. 1/2 It was good, but I wasn't really terribly interested. Nice psychology with the broken hand. Recap of Nick Dinsmore vs. Standing Thunder where Mark Magnus (lost to Thunder the week before) and Thunder's heads collidied, knocking out Thunder for Disnmore to retain his title. Then Johnny Jeter told the ref what happened, but Dinsmore failed to attack Jeter afterwards. Then Max Impact attacked Jeter, which prompted Matt Morgan to attack him and Impact left before he got beat up badly. This prompted Morgan and Jeter vs. Dinsmore and Impact for tonight. Nick Dinsmore talks trash about Johnny Jeter then talks about how he'll beat Billy Gunn to retain his title next Saturday. Then Max Impact says he's not here as Inspector Max Impact, he's here as a man Morgan and Jeter don't want to mess with. Then Jim Cornette says that OVW has a test for Nick Dinsmore. He says on Wednesday at the OVW TV Tapings, Nick Dinsmore will defend his title against The OVW Phenom, THE DAMAJA. WOOO. I just had an orgasm. We get a taped statement from the Damaja saying he won't be there as Danny Basham, he'll be there as everyone's favorite, the Damaja. He says that if he wins the title, he can be back on OVW every week. He hits his catchphrase, "Now don't get that twisted." Woo, orgasmed again. Now I'm dehydrated. Commercials. "This Year's Model" Mark Magnus (w/Nikita) defeated Standing Thunder with brass knuckles that were given to him by Nikita. * Afterwards Jim Cornette comes down from the announce position to tell the ref that Mark Magnus has brass knuckles, and Magnus runs out and holds Cornette so Nikita can punch him, but Standing Thunder ducks out and punches Magnus and Cornette chases off Nikita. (At Saturday's Crusade Slamfest Johnny Jeter and Jim Cornette will fight Mark Magnus and Nikita) BTW, Standing Thunder uses Creed's "My Sacrifice" as his entrance music. This means I hate him. Commercials WOOO. Cornette is cutting a promo. He says Magnus beat him up, and that's a newsflash. He's been beaten by 700 different wrestlers, so he didn't get no cherry. WOOOOO. He is angry that Nikita slapped him on TV. He's angry he got slapped by Nikita the All Time Sleepover Champion. WOOOOO. Nikita the Reverse Cowgirl Position Expert. WOOOOO. Nikita, she's been on more laps than a napkin. WOOOO. Do you know what you call a windtunnel? Three Nikita's standing side by side. WOOOO. Cornette says if they can get 500 people in the OVW arena for the Crusade Slamfest, he'll KO Nikita. WOOOOO. If he doesn't knock her out, he'll never step foot in the Davis Arena again. BOOOOO. More Commercials. Recap of Nova and The Idol (OVW Southern Tag Team Champions) introducing Nova's ex girlfriend and their tag team's slut, Trudy Denucci. Then Adrenaline and Alexis Laree comes out and announces they will fight Nova, the Idol, and Trudy Denucci. Passion talks about what Jillian Hall did to her. I dunno. I'm clueless. Jillian Hall said she broke Passion's nose 3 weeks ago. She says Passion says that she's gonna mess up her face at the Crusade Slamfest. Jillian Hall says she tried to apologize. She said she saw what she did on accident, just see what she can do on purpose. I'm really not caring. Commercials. Note: Most of these commercials are like an OVW ad and 1 commercial long. Bolin Services comes out, and they talk about how they went on a talent search. Bolin says they were guests at the Neverland Ranch. He says Michael is innocent and that Michael was so nice he let Maurice sleep in his bed. Maurice shivered and looked disgusted. HAHAHA, cause he's a child molestor. Bolin says he has two new members of Bolin Services. They are Carlos Colon and Da Beast. Bolin says Carlos Colon's dad is a millionaire and Carlos's dad is paying Bolin to make Carlos a star, just like he has with many others. Bolin says Carlos's dad gave some extra money to hire Da Beast, a body guard for many important rappers like Tupac Shakur, The Notorious B.I.G., and Jam Master Jay. HAHAHA, cause they're all dead. As Cornette is hilarious, Bolin tries too hard. More Commercials still. "The Blueprint" Matt Morgan and "The Thrillseeker" Johnny Jeter defeated "Mr. Wrestling" Nick Dinsmore and "John Lauranitis's Enforcer" Max Impact when Max Impact used a ether-soaked rag to KO Morgan and Dinsmore got the pin, but Cornette had the decision reversed. They were reviving Matt Morgan as the show goes off the air. ***1/4 Not enough action but still awesome. Overall Thoughts: Nice show, but next week is gonna be great stuff. Dinsmore vs. Damaja. WOOOO. I still wanna see Impact have his ass handed to him. Jeter and Dinsmore did almost all the wrestling till the end.