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Ok just a few thoughts after watching that fuckcluster of a match.
1) Who the fuck hired that commentary team? Talking over the promos and yelling out 'this will end in murder'. Give me a break. Although they weren't wrong when they said 'this is disgusting'.
2) Who the fuck hired that camera man? For the first five minutes I didn't even know there was a wrestling match
3) Justice Pain doesn't seem too bad of a grappler. He wrapped that STO on pretty well and the short intervals of wrestling were done seemlessly.
4) Nick Mondo - kid, you have no sense!
5) Ok, so that guy has lost his elbow. I'm not kidding. He's lost it. There's nothing there. You can't stitch that up - because there's no flesh left. And then you're going to tape it up so you can continue to wrestle? Kid - you had no sense either.
6) Even the DDTs and the German Suplexes looked unsafe. You wanna be a wrestler kid? Well don't go to CZW. Because you'll either be thrown into a hardcore match and lose your elbow or be thrown into a casual wrestling match and lose mobility in your neck because this dickhead wants to literally drive your head into the mat with the DDT.
7) The Backstage scene. Ouch! Now the adrenaline has gone, you're going to be in a world of pain. That was unnecessary. I really dont want to see a zoom on that guy's elbow. I'm a wrestling fan - not a medicine student. And the poor kids who witnessed the guy leave the locker room - well, there goes your innocence.
All in all, it made me long for the clean cut WWE. Hell, I'd even watch Chris Masters over that pile of crap. There was no psychology in there whatsoever. No story was being told. There was one pin attempt and that ended the match. You'd think they'd slow it down in parts to emphasise the action in parts. I had to pause the video and come back to it every 5 minutes as not to be overwhelmed.
Seriously, go back to wrestling school - no forget that, because your wrestling school taught you how to do that! Go see Dory Funk and beg him to make you a real wrestler.
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