Masters:Wet Willie Wet Willie
HBK:What Have I Done To Deserve This
Masters:Ok i put my hands behind your head and lock them together is that right shawn
HBK: Again what have i done to deserve this
HBK: (Thinking) ENOUGH ALREADY WHAT HAVE I DONE TO DESERVE THIS
JR: Stone Cold Wins Stone Cold Wins
Angle:Got your nose
Eugene:Hey thats not funny give it back
Angle:Come on cena let me do it
Cena:No kurt you're not getting my nose
Worst Heisman Trophy Stance Ever
Carlito: Carlito says he can get ashley in bed in less than 25.5 seconds now dats cool
Ashley: Oh that hair i wanna run my fingers through his hair
2 Parter
Carlito: So ashely you coming over to carlitos house tonight
Ashley: Hell no i'm gonna ride space mountain tonight
Carlito: Space mountain closed years ago you dumb blonde
This Is What Happens When You Say Space Mountan Closed
Watcha Gonna Do When The Nutbuster Runs Wild On You WOOOOOOOOO
2 Parter
King: JR I Just Filled 2 Cups
Coach: King I Did To
2 Parter
Ashley: This is for using the last condom now thanks to you i might be pregnant with vince's baby
Torrie: Another one bites the dust
Matt:Wait what does this say i'm being traded to smackdown to form a tag team with orlando jordan called b&a whats b&a eric
Eric:Buckwheat and alfalfa you're gonna be called the new little rascals
Moments Later Matt Hardy Killed Himself
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Conway:I'm buff i'm the stuff and the girls wait what the fuck have i done to myself
Kerwins mental telepathy begins to work
Conway: I'm coming to join you
Shelton: No rob dont it's a trick
Conway: But shelton it's not right if it's not white
Moments later rob conway was taken to a local hospital after he was t-boned through the ring
Vis attempts to rescue the hearthrob from x-pacs sucking machine