Masters (whispering): I like your pants.
Who knew that you'd have someone taking a dump and someone sneezing in one picture.
Random Redneck: That thar picture prooves wrasslin's fake! Hey ma! Git da kids, were gonna go down ta Hooters for da Paper View!
I knew Masters was boring, but did Shawn REALLY have to fall asleep?
Masters: LOOK AT MY PACKAGE!
Kurt: God damn it I hate taffy.
Kurt: FUCKING TAFFY!
Kurt: I shall piss in your general direction!
Cena: 1.. 2.. 3.. 4.... FUCK DIS MAF SHIT! IT'S TOO HARD!
Cena: Did I leave the stove on?
Kurt breaks the news to Cena that his house has burned down because he left the stove on.
Cena: WHYYYYYY!!!!!
Carlito: IF YA SMELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL....
Carlito: Tell Carlito, do you do your own hair or do you just dip it in ink?
Carlito: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Ric: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Eugene: OOOOOOOO-
Kurt: OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE!
Candice: Choo choo!
Torrie: You're not half as dumb as Maria!
Heyman: GOOOOORRRREEEE!
Rhino (in the same ally that Heyman is sleeping in): Just shut up, Paul.
Random AOLer: OMFG HLA! OMFGGGGGGGGG!!!!!
AOLer: OMFG BUTT! BUTTTTTTTTTTT!
AOLer: OMFG MORE BUTTTTT!
Vince McMahon: OMFG BOOBIES! LOLZ!
*Matt signs.*
Matt: Now this will bring back The Rock, right? And it was posted on the Net, right?
Bischoff: Uh, yeah, Rock....................... ENTERPRISE SUCKA! HAHAHA!
Edge: And you know Kin.... Lita.... What the fuck is that lump?
(Insert sexual reference here.)
Conway: That's not the Con Way of biting your nails...
*Spits nail at Kerwin*
Conway: THAT is!
Shelton: This is all a bad dream... This is all a bad dream... This is all a-
Shelton: WHAT!? WHERE AM I...
Shelton: OH MY GOD I'M VISCERA NOW!