Cena's gone over the edge.
And no, not Edge the wrestler. That guy fucking sucks. No, Cena's rapper gimmick has spiraled out of the bounds of even rapper logic.
I wasn't really to angry when Cena started whining about how he did everything for the fans, but said it in a "cool", collected manner. I wasn't even really that angry when he started giving high fives to the crowd and whatnot. But here's where he went out of bounds:
King: Angle's giving Eugene a beating!!!!!
JR: BAH GAWD HERE COMES CENA!!!!
WHAT THE FUCK?!?! DAMMIT!!!!! Ahem......anyways, it fucking sucks that everyone trying to establish themselves as a good guy has to save that retard. Benoit, the savage, animalistic wolverine, who locks people in the crossface until like thirty refs break him off, saved Eugene. Then he danced with him in the ring. Gay, and kills the charater.
When Cena did it though, it made me want to turn off my tv. Thank God Tyson Tomko showed up so we wouldnt have to see those two morons do the Rikishi-Too Cool dance.
In conclusion, Cena is the Will Smith of rappers and I hate him. But somehow, Edge still manages to suck more.
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