I've come to the conclusion that at some point after I get into wrestling, I want to try a KKK gimmick.
Seriously.
I'll come out in a white hood, but wear a white luchadore mask underneath it so I can take the hood off before the match starts. I'll talk in a redneck accent, do the Klu Klux Slam* as a finisher, and call myself something like the White Knight. I'll use "Ship Those Niggers Back" as theme music and have fueds with all the minority wrestlers.
WWE will hire me within weeks of starting said gimmick.
Then they can bring back Goldberg and him job to me as the traditinal legend, furthering my push. Eventually, HHH will take me in as his protege the way Vince took in HHH.
I'll own the WWE.
Or get shot within minutes of posting this.
Either way.
*I know somebody else on here said Klu Klux Slam before, but I'll be damned if I can remember who. I KNOW I didn't come up with it, though.