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Judge: Mr. Lawler, you are being charged with 18,343 counts of sexual harrassment, how do you plead?
Snitsky: Your honor, if I may talk on behalf of my client, I'd like to say.... IT WASN'T MY FAULT!
Judge: Sir, I need to.... AAYYYYYAAAAHHHLLLLAAAAAAAAAALHHAAA
JR: BAH GAWD! GO BACK TO IRAQ HASSAN!!
Judge: Take the terrorist into custody.
Hassan: You see, this is the hypocri...... (Hassan at this point gets clubbed in the back of the head with a nightstick.)
JR: STUNNER!! BAWGAWD STUNNER!! STONE COLD!! STONE COLD!! STOLE COLD!
Judge: Is there anyone here who's sane?
Lita: I am.
Lawler: PUPPIES!!!
Judge: Make that 18,344 charges...
Lita: Oh don't worry, I don't mind, I'm a dirty whore. (Lita then procedes to botch being a dirty whore, and instead marries and settles down, remaining loyal for the rest of her life.)
At this point, UPN comes in, decides that this trial isn't PC, and demands that they instead reenact old Fresh Prince scenes, featuring John Cena as WIll Smith, Kerwin White as Carlton, Maria as Hilary, Eric Bischoff as Phillip, Linda McMahon as Vivian, Christy Hemme as Ashley, and Jericho as Geoffrey...
The entire event was later adapted into a one man show on Broadway starring Triple H.
Last edited by What Would Kevin Do?; 09-09-2005 at 12:28 PM.
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