JEFF JARRETT: Hey, buddy! Watch where you're drivin'! You can't cut me off! I'm the King of the Mountain!
[The guy gets out of his car.]
GUY #1: Oh, yeah! Well, I got news for ya, your highness. I'm going to--
[A pedestrian walks over.]
GUY #2: Hey, is there a problem here?
JARRETT: Yeah, the problem is that you just stepped into Planet Jarrett?
GUY #2: Planet J-- What the hell?
[All of a sudden, Guy #1 punches out Guy #2.]
JARRETT: That's right! King of the Mountain!
[Someone in a nearby car rolls down his window.]
GUY #3: That didn't make any sense! Just a second ago, you two were fighting, and now he's on your side?
GUY #1: What, you want a piece of me?
GUY #3: No! What the hell is it with you people and fi--
[Out of nowhere, Guy #2 kicks Guy #3 in the head and shakes Jarrett's hand.]
JARRETT: King of the Mountain!
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