Lesnar: Paul Heyman has told me to inform you, that, because of a lack of ratings, he has brought in the "Secret Word". Whoever says the word tonight will get a push. Tonights word is "WOOKIE"
Lesnar: Im sorry kid, your too small to be on the Lesnar list of jobbers
Rhyno: Heyman! is it in my right hand or my left hand?
Big Show's odour was enough to knock a big texan like bradshaw out cold
Heyman (singing): Wookie, wookie, A-Train is a Wookie
Orlando: I'll bet you 20 bucks that Big Show will say a lame as rap tonight.
He saw A-Train was angry, but was it because he thought it said "Wookie" on his Titan tron
Ref: Hey Train! WOOKIE!!
Train: ARGH
Now, Train was getting paranoid. He thought the sign said "WOOKIE" when all it said was "I like shannons rack"
Train at WWE logo: WHY ARE YOU GUYS TORTURING ME??
Cat: hey bozo, shannons a boy!
his "Ernest the hunchback of notredame Miller" gimmick was a great success withn the ladies.
Chavo: Wookie
Eddie: Huh?
Chavo couldnt take his eyes off Eddies huge mole
Eddie: Thy kingdom come, thy will be done on earth as...
Charlie: Hey, arent these my pants?
Eddies mole caught the eye of Haas, too
Chavo knew this was no time for a high five
Eddie: Hey Show, you wanna steel my US title, then i'll steal your buttons.
Show: Check me out, im a big nasty white rock rapper
Shows Rap: On smackdown things here are lame
Heymans making things look like a game
First he called the A-Train a wookie
then that punk Corkscrewed said Eddie found a cookie
Show: Wurrrrrrrrd to ya muthaaaarrrr
Crowd: WOOKIE!!
Fernando the Midget was too quick for the big man
Lesnar: GIMME MY SHOE BACK!!
Mysterio congratulated brock far enough so he couldnt smell his minesota breath
Ref: cmon brock, i am big enough to go drinking with u
Rey was finishing off lesnar with his new submission, the reverse nipple tweek
Brocks new pet Mysterio just wasnt learning how to walk properly
The rwef startedn trying to put brock off his game by throwing doggie treats in his mouth