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I can picture this incident:
Landell: My name is "Nature Boy" B...
Cop: No, you are NOT the Nature Boy. That's Ric Flair!
Landell: But Buddy Rodgers was the Nature Boy before Ric Flair, and I AM the "Nature Boy."
Cop: Let's see you do a good knife edge chop, let out a good "Woooo", and do a corner flip, then maybe, just maybe, you'll be a "Nature Boy." But face it, your name is not Ric Flair, never has been, never will be! He might lend you one of his robes, but you'd get lost in the arms.
*Landell slugs him*
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