Yeah, they're not very good
JR: "BAHGAWD KING, WHAT A THREESOME!!"
King: "I don't see any puppies, J.R...."
JR: "BAHGAWD THE CARNAGE!"
Angle: "And THIS is for breaking the TitanTron! BASTARD!!"
Cena: "MOMMMYYYYYY!!!! MAKE HIM STOP!!!!"
Cena wins the fans over by showcasing his amazing skill and giving birth to Kurt Angle!
Cena: "OOWW! I think I cut my fingers on the edge of the glass ceiling!"
Angle: "Damn, he's found it. Must think of Plan B..."
Bischoff finally has the perfect idea to get rid of Cena...
Bischoff: "RANDOM PAC-MAN!! WOKKA WOKKA!!!"
Cena: "NOOOOOOOO!!!!"
Bischoff: "Ooh, you look funny upside-down!"
Cena: "Noooo!! I want my talent back!! GIMME!!!!" [whimpers]
Flair: "If you call me an ugly version of Bea Arthur ONE MORE TIME...!!!"
Michaels: "Hmm...chessecake..."
Flair: "WHOOOOO!! I'M RIC FLAIR AND I CAN BE THE LEANING TOWER OF PISA IF I WANT!!! WHOOOOOOOO!!!!"
Michaels: "Wow. How does he do that?"
Masters botches a dropkick.
Carlito finally discovers the Letter K, HBK style.
Kurt Angle's father decides to pop in for a random visit, scaring the shit out of the entire locker in the process.
Masters: "Look! Lollipop turn tongue blue! Heh heh heh!!"
Ref: "For the LOVE of GOD, Chris, you are NOT 'SURE'!!"
You are now under hypnosis. You WILL enjoy the Useless Diva Segment. You WILL enjoy...
Candice: "And now for the results of the WWE.com poll question, 'Who has the fattest legs in the WWE?'..."
Vince: "ONE of you has NO talent whatsoever! Guess which one of you it is!"
Victoria: "Whew. I'm safe on this one..."
Garcia: "Coming down the aisle... FISH!!!"
Trish: "Like, look what I found! It says "women's" on it! Hee hee!"
Trish: "Are you grabbing my boob? Tell me you're not grabbing my boob..."
Ashley: "I'm...uh...not?"
Edge: "OOWWWWW!! Easy on the nutsack, Show!"
Steven Richards finally cracks and side-suplexes Matt Hardy.
Edge: "The glass ceiling and the glass floor are closing on us! Quick, let's crawl outta here!"
Edge, Matt, and Lita try to display a tribute of Triple H with three letter H's, but alas, Lita botches it.
Edge: "SATISFIEDFACEaaaaahhhhhh...."
Lita: "Ow, my ear hurts from talking!"
Where will YOU be when your burial begins?
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Even Kerwin White cannot stop the immeasurable force of the X-Pac Sucking Machine.
Kerwin: "Lemme see here. Yep, your Letter L is a bit crooked. Let me fix it..."
Tajiri: "It seem like your Angry Face is stuck! I kick! This help?"
Cade: "KERSPLAT!!!"
Tajiri: "Ah, yes, much betta!!"