Still only a young man, cena still hadn't learned to curb the impulse to break into spastic bouts of masturbation at a single thought.
Kurt tried to help with controlling this urge, first by preventing contact.
However it soon became clear that drastic measures were needed.
In a desperate bid to re-kindle the tag division, the new tag team of "The band aid brothers" was introduced, however they couldn't get Bob Geldof to be their manager, and it all went a bit tits-up anyway when a fan pointed out: "It's just Ric and Shawn in a crap disguise!!"
As the effects begin to show, Todd "Ecstacy for sale" Grisham, calmly flees the scene of his latest deal.
And when the buzz wore off later, Ric found he came down in the literal sense of the word.
After last weeks inappropriately asked question to Flair, Carlito made a similar mistake when he asked shawn "dude, you got dog shit on your boot? That's not cool"
Submitted for your approval, a tale of beings from another dimension intent on conquest of earth in, "REVENGE OF THE AMAZONS!".
"I found it! Someone had chucked it in a dumpster, can you believe that?"
Big Show lifted him as high as he could, but the horrifying fact remained, there was nothing but a white void on either side.
Matt stole Hogan's invisible forklift, in advance of his match that night.
"It really wasn't my fault this time!, it was the back acne, it's trying to take me over!".
Lita's crazy German march was fun for all the family.