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Here's what will more realistically go down:
World Heavyweight Championship
Batista vs. Eddie Guerrero
-Already confirmed.
Casket Match
The Undertaker vs. Randy Orton (& "Cowboy" Bob Orton)
-Randy Orton beats 'Taker with help from Ken Kennedy or Doug Basham or someone.
WWE United States Championship
Chris Benoit vs. Christian vs. Booker T vs. Orlando Jordan
-Chris Benoit or Christian win this one. I can see booker T winning, also, but if there a point to another run for him?
Singles Match
Rey Mysterio vs. Ken Kennedy
-Ken Kennedy gets to finally show us if he's only an average worker or if he's a great, or even a horrible worker. Kennedy goes over here in a pretty long match.
WWE Cruiserweight Championship
Nunzio vs. Super Crazy
-I think they'll just go with Super Crazy as Nunzio's opponent since they are more familiar with each other than the other combinations. Nunzio retains the title here in a match which should be given the time it deserves.
Handicap Match for Jillian Hall's Services
JBL vs. MNM
-MNM go over here, and it is a great victory for them, but after the match Tank and Chad Toland debut as new members of The Cabinet, kicking MNM's ass and siding with JBL and Jillian Hall. This gives us a fresh face team (MNM) and a new heel team (The Blonde Bombers).
Cruiserweight Battle Royal
Paul London vs. Brian Kendrick vs. Jamie Noble vs. Kid Kash vs. Scotty 2 Hotty vs. Juventud vs. Psicosis vs. Simon Dean vs. Steven Richards vs. Matt Cappotelli vs. Mack Johnson vs. Johnny Jeter vs. CM Punk
-Just a time filler, perhaps, but it puts guys on TV in a fun way, which is what the WWE needs to start doing with their extra PPV time.
-Granted, I threw a lot of guys in there without TV exposure, but hey, it's not like cruiserweights get TV exposure anyway. CM Punk is billed as 227lbs, I think, but they can say he's 220lbs or under for this thing. This is a pretty good place to test some of your talent.
-It doesn't really matter who wins this, but I'd give it to either London, Kendrick or the returning Noble. I suppose you could even hold the match later that night after Nunzio initially defends the title. All the guys involved would be able to last two matches in the very least. It won't happen, but I can dream.
WWE Tag Team Championship
LOD vs. William Regal & Paul Burchill
-Regal & Burchill win the titles here and go on to feud with The Mexicools and eventually a face MNM.
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