No chance in hell hits as Vince McMahon makes his way out to a mixed reaction. He enters the ring and takes a microphone.
Vince McMahon: Well, it sure feels good to be back in whatever city I'm in. I have a big announcement to make tonight, concerning...
Brock Lesnar: Thank you. Thank you. Well, being back in wrestling is awesome, and I would like to thank Vince for--
McMahon: What the hell? I didn't even announce you yet. Go back there and clean the floor as I told you to.
Lesnar: I dunno, just don't currrr no more.
Vince McMahon grabs Brock Lesnar by the ear and leads him all the way up to the ramp.
McMahon: Ok, listen up. In a few seconds, I'm gonna hug you and you will turn in a black haired, bony maggot.
Lesnar: Um... I don't think I--
McMahon: YES! IT WORKED!
Lesnar: Um... I'll just go back there and mop the floor, I guess.
McMahon: Right. I'll just do a birdie face and go back to the ring to make my announcement, I guess.
Crowd: BIRDIE FACE!
McMahon: So, about this announcement... WWE has the immense honor of being--
McMahon: For f##k's sake, Ric. I'm trying to make an announcement here.
Flair: Don't care. Thanks for booking me in that, y'know, viagra angle. I tried the pills and they're great. Have a look at this, I brought another bottle here and...
McMahon: No, wait-- RIC, DON'T--
Flair gobbles up the whole bottle.
KABOOM!
McMahon: Told ya.
Flair: Woooooooo!
The referees help Flair out of the ring as Vince McMahon goes back in it.
McMahon: RIGHT. I don't have all night. So, about this announcement...
McMahon: SNITSKY, STOP THIS IMMEDIATELY OR YOU'RE FIRED! I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR PEDICURE! OFF YOU GO!
Austin: Don't give up. You can make that announcement.
McMahon: Thank you. Thank you.
Gulp
McMahon: What kind of twisted horse piss is this?
Austin: It IS horse piss. BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAH!
McMahon: THAT WILL DO. I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE, AND NOTHING IS GOING TO STOP ME, NOT EVEN A ON-SCREEN PIC OF A DIVA SEARCH CONTESTANT MAKING HER WAY INTO WINNING THE CONTEST!!!
Triple H: Guh?
McMahon: I give up.