
This is usually the last thing you see before a wrestling company goes bankrupt.

Vince: Who put those damn windows up?!
Angle: I did, Mr. McMahon! You like them?
Vince: I'M A VAMPIRE, YOU DUMBASS!! **hiss!**

During promos, Kurt couldn't help but start singing a solo. This week it was the Top Gun soundtrack.

Bischoff: ....I.. that is not what I did ..to Ted Turner... um...

SPOILER: HHH wins.

THE PPPPOOOOOOOUUUUUUNNNNNCCCCEEEE !!!!

Carlito: Drinking too much apple juice... NOT COOL.

Ref: HERE FLAIR... THIS IS A BEEELLLT.... YOU.. PUT IT ON.... A
BEEEEELLT.
Flair: WOO?

Ashley: Hey, everybody! You all are great!
Trish: ....bitch.

Candice: I told you gum in your hair was a bad thing.
Trish: I regret NOTHING!

The new Team Pink were a heartless bunch. First, they attack other girls and then let some guy poke them for a while.

Liu Kang: That Heartbreak jerk took my damn move! WHHAAAANNG!!

Hardy: I know I said I will not die, but not tha--
Show: Sorry, to Velocity Hell you go.
Hardy: NOOOOOOOO !!!

Edge: So what did the five fingers saying to the face?

HBK: You call this a sexy party??!

Everybody: IT'S FUN TO STAY IN THE Y.M.C...
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