Seriously this movie has some of the funniest one liners in a movie. They all come from Denzel Washington's character. They're the kind that just come out of nowhere and your just like, "wtf lol"
Like there's a scene where Jake and Alonzo are with Snoop Dogg and they are trying to get the crack from out of his mouth. Snoop Dogg keeps denying he has it, so Alonzo pokes his throat with a pen and the crack comes pouring out.
Alonzo: Yea, what's that?
Snoop: Motherfucking crack, man
Alonzo: That's right, Jimmy Crack Corn.
ROFL
And the scene where Jake is smoking weed in the car and Alonzo is there.
Jake (all high and shit) Who are you?
Alonzo: I'm the Zig-Zag man, who the fuck are you?
there's a lot more good shit too.