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So I guess Stephanie put that whole thing where her dad choked her with a lead pipe and made her lose her job behind her.

So I guess Linda put that whole thing where Vince drugged the shit out of her and had his personal mistress drive her around in a wheel chair behind her.

So I guess Vince put that whole thing where Shane stole WCW from him and then joined with Stephanie to put him out of business behind him.

So I guess Shane put that whole thing where his Dad put him in a Last Man Standing match with the Big Show and constantly beat the shit out of him on the air in front of millions of people every week for years behind him.

Oh, I almost forgot, I guess John Cena put that whole thing where the Big Show was his mortal enemy and was always trying to fuck him up behind him., and Big Show must have also put that whole thing where Cena made all of those raps about how fat he was behind him.

Now, we've almost made everything thats happened over the last couple of years completely fucking irrelevent. Seems like were forgetting something, though. The show isn't complete shit yet. What can we do.....what can we do? Oh, HERE we go. Lets have our ridiculously impossible alliance of Mcmahons fire the main announcer and voice of wrestling, Jim Ross, LIVE on RAW. Paul Heyman as a replacement? No, your missing the point here. We'll introduce a totally obscure name, and then realize what complete fucking morons we are in eight months and bring Jim Ross back, therefore accomplishing absolutely nothing.

I think we just need Matt, Edge and Lita to have a group hug next week, followed by HHH and HBK shaking hands, and we'll be set.


So fuck this bullshit. I want to say that i've kept up with RAW and Smakcdown! every week that its been on since January of 1999. But i'd say for the last year or two it just hasn't been any fun. I want the old days back. Everyone is always talking about striving for something new, something original. Fuck that. The shows used to be good, and now they aren't. This brand split has to end, some guys need to leave the company and MAKE some compitition. Thats what its going to take for Vince to get his numbers up. I don't enjoy waiting a week for another dissapointing show.

So while everybody whines about how JR's time has come, and then masturbate over Kennedy and Lashley and all of the other unentertaining fucks on Smakcdown, i'm gonna take a break from WWE for a bit. I plan on returning the night of the Royal Rumble, notorious for having good matches, and mabye my interest will be spiked again.

P.S. Kurt Angle, this is NOT your doing. You are the greatest wrestler alive. I hope things keep going well for you.