To: Always450
From: The National Committee on Hassaning (NCH)
Re: Poor Hassan Attempt - Cease and Desist
Dear Mr. 450,
You are hereby required to cease and desist all poor attempts at Hassaning. What you have done is a disgrace to us all and yo—
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DAMN YOU, HASSAN!
Yours truly,
The National Committee on Hassaning

Hassaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnn......!!