Originally Posted by Corkscrewed

The Caption crew come down the ring. Cork grabs the mic and clears his throat.

Cork: Last Monday, we showed the world why we are a FORCE! With the help of our NEWEST MEMBER *points at Nowhere Man* we annihilated that pathetic STUPID NOOB faction! But we've heard some people talking shit about us. Loose Cannon! I'm calling you out!!!

Loose Cannon's music hits. He comes out and does his pose as his nice pyros hit, then walks to the ring, definitely not intimidated. Cannon grabs a mic.

Loose Cannon: Corky, or should I say, Croky. I'm not afraid of you! You're nothing but a dirty toe rag. And Nowhere Man? You can't even walk straight. You got less stability than NATHAN JONES.

Crowd: Ohhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!

Loose Cannon: And Loopydate? You're nothing but a clown. I'll kick your ass faster than you can say "Gimme a jaw, Shaniqua!"

Loose Cannon clotheslines Loopy and gives Cork a low blow. Nowhere Man tries to execute a drop kick but fall flat on his ass. The comedic distraction is enough for Loopydate to give Cannon a spear, though, sending him down. Cork then gets up, no-sells the low blow effects, and gives Cannon an Osaka Stunner. Nowhere Man then hits the 720 corkscrew splash, and the Caption Crew leaves Loose Cannon lying in a pool of his own... sweat.