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HOMER: No TV and no beer make Homer something something...
MARGE: Go crazy?
HOMER: Don't mind if I do...
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HOMER: You know, when I was a boy, I really wanted a catcher's mitt,
but my dad wouldn't get it for me. So I held my breath until I passed
out and banged my head on the coffee table. The doctor thought I might
have brain damage.
BART: Dad, what's the point of this story?
HOMER: I like stories.
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LISA: It's awful being a kid. No one listens to you.
ABE: It's rotten being old. No one listens to you.
HOMER: I'm a white male, age 18 to 49. Everyone listens to me;
no matter how dumb my suggestions are.
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