Benoit: Hey weren't you involved with Mae Young and the ha...
Henry: time to die!
Benoit: I close my eyes...only for a moment and the moment's gone
Henry: Ah i'll tap! i'll tap!
Orton: Oh my god Mic is shot, who did this to you?
Foley: .........
Orton: Mic tell me who killed you!!
Foley: .........
Orton: TALK TO ME!
That guy in the red shirt isn't looking at Jackie....
A split second later the ref nailed a huge spear on Dupree, one that put Goldberg to shame
I know women are self-conscious but during a match is no place for Stacy to ask everyone if she is fat
Stacy's new cannibal gimmick went over well
Trish: what is that?
Earl: Why that is Mercury the closest planet to the Sun, but why it is down near the ring I haven't the slighest..
HHH: I'm a guy you jackass!
Trish said she wanted to be elevated, HHH made it so
Christian: I love you man!
Jericho: You're still not getting my bud light
Kane has more than happy to give Bill a breast exam...
Kane was more shocked than anyone when the Smurfs made their WWE debut
Matt: Admit it! It was intentional!
Booker: For the last time I'm not Janet Jackson!
Where will you be when your diahrea acts up?
Orton: So has Hunter ever made you...
Shawn: No, in fact he used to do it for me
Orton: nnnnnnnnnooooooooo get out of here!
HHH: Oh Randy not now I'm in the middle of a match
Legend has it if you stick your head between HHH's legs you see the future
HHH didn't have to show everyone what the board meetings looked like
Austin: Hi i'm from over the hill bald guys anonymous, i'm here to help you
Goldberg: I don't need help, i'm popular as ever
Austin: Denial is not river in Egypt my friend!
Earl forgot his soaps were on, and he wasn't recording them!
Ric: oops i crapped my pants
Jericho: god not again
Randy "nipple biter" Orton can escape any hold!
Austin: dammit! This isn't I-95
As the huge axe came down from the rafters, Shawn pushed Randy out of the way, taking the full force of the blow. O'Haire's plan backfired!
God smiles down upon Benoit, Shawn had to be a little jealous
Benoit: Thanks, I know I will make a great World Champion
HBK: sucker...