The ref was a little nervous at this round of limbo…
Triple H shows the world why he wasn’t selected for the WWE Originals with his rejected track “100 reasons why I’ll never lose this belt.”
Steve: Gate sales didn’t reach out quota, so we need someone to sit in the front row.
Goldberg: Aw man!! Do I have to?
Earl: Yeah! That’s right Chris! Hang your head in shame!
Chris: I know! I’m sorry for being involved with the WWE original track!
Mark Henry strikes back! After he eats Batista Ric’s new tag team partner was Max Mini!
HBK looked into the camera wondering if he should earn a little extra money by telling the world that no one knows he’s using suave instead of the more expensive salon style brand. Not even Randy knew the difference!
Steve: Now where is seat 4501… We need to fill the space…
HBK figures out why Randy’s promo sucks. Seems the promo button broken on the Ortonbot.
Chris Beniot stood proud in the ring knowing that one day he would be the world’s champion, knowing that one day he would be the best in the industry. Chris Beniot was indeed a contender.
HBK: Poor bastard… Only reason the Undertaker is coming back is to dig the hole that Triple H will use to burry Beniot…
Tensions mounted as the next round of tumbwars started.
Beniot: Ah, let’s celebrate our mutual friendship!
HBK: No Chris, we have to get out of the ring, now.
Beniot: But why must we leave so soon?
HBK: Too much talent in the Raw ring, Triple H is gonna be maaaaaad!
Chris: Yes Mark, we have hosses on SmackDown, some bigger and less talented than you.
Mark: Really!?!?! A hoss that is bigger and less talented than me?
Chris: Well, not in one wrestler.