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Bart: Listen, Ned Flanders murdered his wife!
Homer: But why? She's such a fox. I mean, what's on Fox tonight? Something ribald, no doubt.
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Homer: In America, first you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the woeeeemen...
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Homer: Sure, I might offend a few of the bluenoses with my cocky stride and musky odors -- oh, I'll never be the darling of the so-called "City Fathers" who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards, and talk about "What's to be done with this Homer Simpson?"
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