Cena: I'm not a wigger.
Viscera: How can I be a love machine when I haven't seen "it" since I was in college!?
Carlito: This isn't my real hair.
Hardcore Holly: I cry at night because I'm afraid of the tax collector.
JBL: Haha! I AM a millionaire!
Maria: I'm really a Princeton scholar.
Lita: .. I hate you all.
Triple H: I really am a self centered, egotistical bastard.
Vince: Me too!
Hogan: Yo, did someone call me?
Vince: Haha.