Next up on WWE HMO...Throat surgery...
Benoit: No, Mark, not HOMO, Health Maintanence Organization!
With the Legend Killer gimmick gone to Hell, Orton begins his new "Drill Seargent" gimmick, in which he attempts to whip Foley into shape...
Only to be overruled by a box of Krispy Kremes...
Rico: Stand back, citizen...This looks like a job for...
PIGGYBACK LAD!
The WWE, in attempts to raise global awareness, brought a starving third world child to the ring...
Only to enrage human rights activists by forcing her into an HLA angle for a sandwhich...
Kane's own version of the "Mile High Club."
Jericho (Reading): Triple H was here...What the....?
Kane: You know, I'm a method actor. Back when I was Isaac Yankem, I actually spent time preparing for my role by working as an assistant in a dental office. How do you prepare for your role as a blithering idot?
Goldberg: Me...Like...Bradshaw...
(Insert "Blue Man Group" Joke Here)
OR
Glenn Jacobs had heard of blue balls, but this was ridiculous.
Matt Hardy forces a Scalding hot W into Booker's eyes.
Matt has some very strange rituals for reaching the high notes of the "Star Spangled Banner."
Orton: Wow...Hunter let you hold his belt? What was it like?
HHH was flattered that Spike noticed his new breast implants.
HHH's unveils his new finisher, the "Clinton."
You are getting sleepy...Sleepy...I am a credible champion...
Austin drew the short straw this week, and was forced to shove Goldberg's check into his sweaty tights, as per the stips of his new contract.
Hebner couldn't concentrate while HHH jeered from the outside...
Ric cried: being forced to stare at Earl Hebner's ass was worse than even his prostate problems.
As Shawn recited Exodus, Orton promised to tap if he'd at least skip to the New Testament...
Austin's license had been revoked by a State Trooper, so this was the only place he was allowed to drive.
From the files of the WWE HMO: Cavity search...
HBK: You know, it doesn't take Nostradamus to figure out where your push is headed...
Chris: Yeah, I'll be wrestling Dark matches within a year. Good Luck, man...
Chris: Uhhhhh...Shawn, a handshake would have sufficed...