
This is why you obey the sign, "Don't feed the gorillas."

Benoit locks in the Crippler Hoss-face.

Orton checks to see if Foley has wiped the snot off his cheek.

Rico: "Is that a penis I feel?"

Ref is looking a little too hard at this, don't you think?

Rene tries to play it off like he's straight.

The Fantasy X-2 girls break out into a feud!

This is what happens when Divas try to take on Goro.

Guess the critics are right. This really is a male soap opera.

Hoss - It's what's for dinner.

The UFO had returned to kidnap him and experiment with another gimmick...

After being buried by HHH, Matt tried everything he could to keep Booker's face from fading out of reality.

Damn that Mark Henry! Took a huge rectangular bite out of my leg!

Triple H had his work cut out for him here. How could he bury a jobber?

Not having the heart to bury the already buried Dudley, Triple H just taunts Spike by pulling his jersey over his head.

Triple H: SEE?! IT REALLY *DOES* COME OFF!

"No Bill. My shirt isn't calling you a "Cock-ear." Calm down big boy!"

Ric Flair becomes senile and confused, as turning over does not reverse the Figure-4.

JR: "BAH GAWD, BATISTA IS LITERALLY A MAN WITH NO ARMS IN A TAG TEAM CONTEST!"

Michaels apparently took Triple H's advice and decided against selling to Orton's headlock.

Another victim of the Texas Lawnmower Massacre.

Orton: "What? I don't see it."
Michaels: "It's there, just keep looking." (Frantically taping a "Bury Me" sign to Orton's back)

Benoit - The Toothless Angel.

Benoit: Let's be friends.

Michaels: You know what I want, Benoit.