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Old 11-22-2005, 12:38 AM   #1595
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Brad Johnson can't throw for shit. His passes wobble and bloop. They're in the air long enough Grady Jackson could chase them down. Anything over 5 yards he has to lob through the air. He's horrible.

Anyone can succeed with the dink and dunk, and in the first half, Brad couldn't even do THAT. His passes were all so low that they were all being swatted, and he takes so long to make reads that he gets nailed... . The secret to the win, again, was Mewelde Moore. God I love him. Next jersey I get -- MeMo. Not a feature back? FUCK WHOEVER SAYS THAT.

Speaking of which... I want to apologize to Byron Leftwich for doubting him, by saying he's not a superstar. In saying that, I did not mean to say he was bad -- I meant that he is more of a Tom Brady, or dare I say John Elway. I fell in love with him when I read about his game marching his team down the field with a broken leg, having his O-Linemen carry him. That was just the most amazing thing I've ever read. He's a soldier, and he can bring it. That being said, he will never throw for 50 TDs in a season or be on the cover of Madden, but he will get victories, because he is that solid. Remember -- Vick being a superstar is not a good thing, because Michael Vick is horrible.


Though not as horrible as Brad Johnson. And I am getting nauseous with all the love BRad is getting from people. Like the team is that much better because Brad is throwing dump passes and his line is providing run protection, and Tice has FINALLY given up on Bennett? Hmm?

FUN FACT: Brad Johnson outrushed Bennett today.

BEAN'S FAVORITE STAT:

PossessionMN- 37:33GB- 22:27


That 8:30 drive, 13 plays, culminating in a Fason TD? Breathtaking.
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