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The evil beast sent by the master of the glass ceiling quickly came down to take out the man who could tear the kingdom down.
As our hero locks in the crossface, the monster tries to tickle his scrotum, even a mighty warrior like Benoit can't hide his pleasure.
Orton: Mick get up! I had no idea if I touched Hunter I would absorb his hold down aura...oh God no.
Jackie: Wow...I thought Chris Farley was dead, and what the hell is he doing here? Rico: Shhhh! That's not Farley it's Master Hunter
The ref warned Rico not to look as Hunter took a bath in a tub by ringside, as Rico looks in agony Rene tries to turn his head but the force of HHH won't let that happen.
Rene looks on in confusion as Stacy tries on Undertaker's 1991 attire
Shane warned Vince that his idea for Shannon Moore's "I feel like a woman" gimmick wouldn't go over well.
In an attempt to save his career, Kane tries to throw Trish into the glass ceiling hoping it will finally break.
Christian: You have a cute nose man
Jericho: ......
Kane: Hehe, you have a soft beard
Goldberg: Get away from me you freak
Kane looks in horror as The Blue Meanie returns to team with Triple H as the Nature Disasters 2
In an attempt to risk his own life to save the world...Booker T tries to tackle the glass ceiling, but failing as his lands back down...a heroic Matt Hardy comes to his aid and tries to holds his broken collarbones in place.
Hardy tries to help Booker up but his hand gets blown off in the process by a bazooka held by the henchman from the glass kingdom diguised as a cameraman.
Orton: So let me get this straight...if I touch your nipple I would then get the power to even hold HHH down?
HBK: Yes. Now do it already.
Spike: Hi...I came to job today.
HHH: (In Fat Albert voice) Hey Hey Hey
Spike and HHH: OK so we made a lower-case h.
Ref: You were supposed to be turned so it's looking like an h to the camera not me, you jackasses.
Triple H removes the title from his waist and screams at the fans that this is the last time you'll see it off.
Goldberg: Hey Austin..what's this?
Austin: Just a little something I thought I'd give to you, it's the address of
this old guy named Jake Roberts, he'll do wonders for your career
Goldberg: Wait...isn't that the same guy I beat during my heel stint in WCW?
Austin: No, that was Jim Dugan you idiot.
Y2J: Wow Flair...so that's how it looks once you reach 50?
Flair screams in horror as a slain Jericho lay on the mat while that dirty Hebner tries to get away.
Orton: So now you're telling me that if I suck your nipple Stephanie will fall in love with me?
Shawn: Yes Randy.
Orton: Wait a minute Shawn, there's Steph and she isn't showing any interest whatsoever in me, I did what you wanted and it hasn't happened yet
Shawn: Shut up and drop em'...I'm not done yet.
God casts a halo over the head of Chris Benoit, declaring him the Hero of Time, the man who will break the glass ceiling with his mighty fist.
Shawn: Sorry to burst your bubble Chris, but you won't break that ceiling unless....
Benoit: Unless what?
Shawn: ..... you kissed me