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Originally Posted by deadlyheaven
ECW. Roadkill introduces you as his new farmboy. You help Roadkill raise his chickens to tip top shape... but you have a dirty secret. Roadkill starts to notice that many of his chickens are missing from the coop. He asks you about it and you claim that you know nothing about it. He starts to really get angry over it, seeing as how his chickens are like children to him. Roadkill starts to progressively get ransom notes by the chickenknapper. One day during one of his matches, you're cheering him just like always then SWERVE. He's about the finish the match when all of a sudden you throw chicken feed straight into his eyes. The blinded roadkill loses the match and you reveal yourself as the notorius chickenknapper. You tell him that he can't do anything to you if he ever wants to see his chickens again. Progressively wierder as time goes on...
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Your unending kindness even to us noobs brings a tear to my eye. *sniffle* WWE should hire you, we would surely get more Boogeyman-esque characters and storylines to chuckle about and similarly dismiss as time progresses.