Look who's back in the saddle, baby!
Due to the more flexible rules imposed by WWE, wrestlers would no longer be disqualified for calling referees homos. The Bashams were the first to exploit this to the fullest.
Attempting to appeal to a more sophisticated audience, WWE has their wrestlers reenact famous works of art. Here's Scotty and Rikishi's rendition of Michaelangelo's "The Birth of Man."
Ref: Come on, man, you can do it! It's only a simple splash!
Basham: No, I can't! I can't do the jump. I'm not letting go of these ropes!
Ref: It's not that bad, man. There's nothing to be scared of.
Basham: Scared? I'm not scared! It's that fucker Rhyno again!
Ref: Okay, okay, take it! Just put that armpit away!!!
Scotty: Ever see the opening to
Dawn of the Dead?
Rikishi: No....why?
Scotty: Oh, no reason....*chomp*
Scotty's smile faded when he felt a draft down below. They may have won the battle, but Doug "Pants-er" Basham won the war.
Cena: ACK! Who the hell are you?
Dawn Marie: I'm your conscience! I'm here to help you with your next moral dilemma.
Cena: Really, that's great! I usually get attacked by tiny versions of ECW....oh, damn. You were in ECW, too, right?
Dawn Marie: Well.....*smack*
Once again, Smackdown gets the shaft in terms of money, and the props department can't afford to give Cena a real gun.
Show: So which one of us is supposed to carry the other to a watchable match?
Gunn:......ummmm......
Show:........We're fucked, aren't we?
Gunn: Yup.
WWE's first ever Square-Dance Deathmatch went off without a hitch.
The referee finally breaks the choke hold by KO'ing Show with the Bionic Elbow.
Show: Don't you EVER call me a Casket Surfer again!!!
After successfully defending the US Title, Big Show decides to fire up the crowd by starting The Wave.
Sure, Eddie hated Brock, but he was always a sucker for hearing him sing "Love Me Tender"
Eddie: And that's why I'm going to be the next....Hey! Wake up!!!
At this precise moment, every internet fan on Earth collectively ruined their pants.
Hey, since when was Cheech ever a referee?
Jamie Noble really needed to work on his Ric Flair impression.
His Jericho impression, though, was spot on.
Nidia shows off her coat she made after giving A-Train his bikini wax.
Rue: So who in the hell cares about this crap anyway?
As Rey and the Chavos struggled to get free, the ring crew made a mental note to never let Rhyno help out with setting up the ropes.
Rey would have easily won the match here, if Steven Richards hadn't locked Charles Robinson in the Rings of Saturn.
Chavo Jr. gets his revenge on Mysterio for leaving him there to die back in 'Nam, when that landmine took his right arm.
Angle proves to be the superior wrestler by countering the hammerlock with a rousing version of "I Will Always Love You"
I know it's easy to botch some of the more complicated moves out there, but when you can't even do a simple tie-up right, I think it's time to change your profession.
Ref: Whoah! Aren't you at least gonna take him out to dinner first?!
(Yeah, I keep telling myself "no gay jokes," but this one was too obvious to pass up)
I don't mind the cameramen always sneaking in cleavage shots of Trish all the time. It's the blatant Kurt Angle crotch shots that have got to stop.
Apparently Shaniqua forgot to give her monster some feet. Kurt was happy to oblige.
Kurt: Hey Show, there's a WCW secondary Title on you shirt.
Show: Ha! Like I'm stupid enough to fall for that!
Cena's freestyle came to a tragic end when his face spontaneously imploded.