Other random ones:
HHH: YOOOOOO JOE!!!
Writing: "We wish you the best in your future endeavours"
Carlito: And I shall call him.... Mini-Me.
Carlito was in the middle of working his mojo when suddenly.... COACH'D!!!
The results of being interrupted by Coach..... that's not cool.
Divas: OMG!!!!! HE'S EATING!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! ... I remember I did that once.
They made JBL travel in the cargo department when they found out he was from Smackdown.
HHH: They thought it was my lust for titles... well it'sall about getting the legspace.
*Flair walks up and starts writing on soldier's back*
Soldiers: Uhhh... What are you doing?
Flair: SHUT UP! WOOOOOO!! *chokes Soldier* *flop*
HHH: Hey Shawn. Can you carry my bags?
Soldier: Can we hide this in your hair?
Snitsky always wanted to be the mailman. Eventually he was banned from the post office in America when he punted a newly born baby into a sack of air mail. The chance to handle some packages again thrilled him.