Despite the torture, Kurt insisted on finishing his horrible rendition of 'Ave Maria.'
KURT: Gah! Pfft! Buh! Dammit... this Ric Flair EZ Wheelbarrow isn't easy at all!!!!
Here we see Kurt Angle putting into use what he learned from the Isaac Yankem School of Dentistry...
Here we see Kurt Angle putting into use what he learned from the Brock Lesnar School of Proctology...
KURT: What the? Invisible crucifixes STILL exist????
It wasn't the best break dancing routine ever, but boy was it entertaining!
Their ballet didn't turn out much better.
Shawn Michaels further proves he is the man by executing the first ever ropeless slide-along-the-apron 619!!!
Mike Chioda tried his best to rehash the Flying Elvises, but a drunken HBK was a bit too unstable to do his part.
BIG SHOW: WHO ate my mooseburger????
RHODES: Ah! Both your shoulder AND your nose are homos!!!!
VINCE: 
Candice's seduction scheme would have worked, but she forgot to use the Ax spray.
Eventually, they just combined Candice and Melina into one super-ho.
Here we see Carlito botching groping.
It was a novel idea, but Carlito was never going to get the force to blast Shelton out of Earth's gravitational pull and into orbit.
Whatchu talking about??
Yeah. Masters was quite happy to see Viscera.
Chris Masters always made sure to practice for his private meetings with Vince whenever he could.
STYLES: C'mon, King. Be serious. Beautiful women don't just fall from the sky--well I'll be darned.
What made Victoria's Boston Crab particularly heelish was how she farted on her victims at the same time.
After Victoria walked in on Vince, Hunter, and Stephanie, she was forever put in charge of transporting malfunctioning DivaBots.
As Mickie celebrated her win, the referee decided to put his newfound groping-with-his-head techniques to the test.
MICKIE: I won Miss OverenthusiasticcrazystalkercopycatofToribecausetheycan'tbothertocomeupwithoriginalstorylines 2005???? YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!
As if the wedgie wasn't bad enough, HHH had to take a nice bite out of Kane's thigh.
It took a few weeks of practice, but HHH and Kane finally perfected their High Five a Hand with a Boot friendship shake.
Tragedy struck when Kane and Big Show broke through the glass ceiling and brought HHH crashing back down to eight years ago.
BIG SHOW: Reason #183 why you must feed Big Show before his match: He gets so hungry he even starts contemplating eating backstage cancers.
It would have been a perfect Abu Ghriab Prison re-enactment, except Cena botched placing the black hood on the correct head.
Man, the Grim Reaper's new younger, hipper extreme makeover certainly has worked wonders!
Cena's efforts to teach Daivari how to fly like an airplane were rather unsuccessful.
And thus, Angle's American Soldier Stationed as an Iraqi Prison Guard gimmick was born.
Cena's efforts to show how #5 Reggie Bush would overwhelm the Texas Longhorns at the Rose Bowl went unnoticed when most fans simply assumed he was flashing bad gang signs and laughed.