Kash: Don't *Smash* Call *Smash* Me *Smash* R *Smash* V *Smash* D *Smash*!
Batista: Oh... My GOD! I LOOOVE YOU GUYS!
*Bastiats comes running towards them*
Nitro: Oh...
Mercury: Shi-
*Double clothesline*
Batista: Whoops.
X Pac had nose bleed seats at SmackDown!, but that didn't make his sucking power any less effective.
Rey: ADRIAN!!!!! ADRIANNNNN!!!! I DID IT!
Batista (in Rey's ear): These are the tag titles, no one gives a shit about them.
Rey: ... SHIT!
I know that the WWE likes rehashing gimmicks, but Booker Kane?
JBL: Stop.... In the name of love...
Matt:
...............
YOU FECES! I'M GOING TO GO TELL MYSPACE ON YOU!
Randy: Oooooooo... I like shiney red balls!
Sadistic: OMFG TAKER TOOK AN UNPROTECTED CHAIR SHOT! HE IS FUCKING HARDCOORRRREEEE!
Taker: I didn't know what Randy was doing with the urn, but I knew I was powerless to stop it.
The first officially released project from WWE's new movie department, a Film Noir movie, didn't fair too well.