Damn, these pics do look kinda sucky. Still some good stuff above though, so let's see what we can do...
"Is that peanut butter in your teeth? It is! YOU! YOU ATE MY LUNCH!"
Scotty hadn't quite mastered the mechanics of heel and face tag team wrestling. It's the HEELS that get outside assistance Scotty...
Rikishi was bored waiting for his pizza to arrive.
"AYYYYYYYYYY pizza time!"
"I'm not a delivery boy, I'm the referee!"
Rikishi: *sobbing* "...and I wanted pepperoni, and some peppers, and some pineapple..."
Scotty: "There there, it's ok. We can go pawn these belts they just gave us and go hit Pizza Hut."
Rikishi: "AYYYYYYYYYYYYY we're goin to Pizza Hut, see you later everybody!"
Scotty: *muttering* "Oh God, I have to watch him eat again."
"Damn woman, don't you ever blow your nose properly?"
Cena: "Yo, you got a handkerchief or something I could have man?"
Heyman: "Me? Do you know who I am? Shane Douglas gets 75% of my paypacket for the next 3 years, I can't afford a handkerchief!"
Show: "What the hell just touched my leg?"
Gunn: "Oh come on, don't act like you don't want it."
Show: "NO!"
Nick Patrick just HAD to let Show know about his new ivory back scratcher.
Gunn: "*cough*..So you're..*gasp*...into strangling huh? Kinky!"
Poor WWE logo ends up in the worst places...
It was time for Brock's weekly Spanish lesson
"Uhhh...pongamos el burro en la iglesia."
"Let us put the donkey in the church? That's it, I told you if you messed up again you'd have to hand the belt over. C'mon."
Eddie'd give the belt back in a few minutes. Yeah. Just a little bit longer. Only a few minutes. He just wanted to try it out. To try out the precioussssss...
Welcome to the 1st annual World Leaning Championships
Kidman took the lead in the floor category, as not only did he manage to lean but also turn at the same time!
Now in the assisted category, Kidman attempts the highly dangerous 'HHH Improper Sell' maneuver.
Nidia had seen some things in her time, but even *she* had never seen a man bend that way.
The Playboy Plastic Special, coming soon. Guest centerfold - Cher!
The match was paused for Chavo Sr.'s midday Rogaine.
And then his flexibility treatment.
Then his afternoon siesta, as Chavo Jr. desperately tried to salvage the match.
"Lower...lower...little to the right...OH yeah, that's the spot."
The We Hate HHH society's secret handshake was becoming insanely complicated.
Kurt's methods for checking for headlice were...unorthodox.
Bob held on with all that he had. He was staying in the main event dammit!
"How you gonna keep up with me when I break your ankle huh? HUH? Hey I made a funny!"
The combined reflective glare of the belt, Heyman's head and Angle's oiled up body set a woman in the front row on fire.
To try and take the crowd's mind off the terrible tragedy, Cena performed his impersonation of a fire engine.
Heyman had a warning for anyone who felt like trying anything backstage. They would all bow to the power of...The Reflectors!
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