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While our conversation with Vince McMahon went about as well as usual, we have seince uncovered startling information. This reporter discovered amongstthe other garbage Vince pelted at him, a document stuck to his shoe which appears to be a draft of a speech by Vince McMahon onscreen this week. We are bringing the important parts to you here:
When you've been in this business as long as I have, you've come pretty close to doing it all. Through the best and the worst, you, our loyal viiewing audience has always been there for us. Through triumphs and failures, you have always stood by us. For that, we thank you.
In the recent weeks, I have been forced to make a difficult decision in my search for a new general manager. I have entertained many choices, and none of them brought anything new to the table. This is a symptom of my position as an entrepeneur; I have done it all.
To Hell with it. Here's what I'm trying to say. I've run out of ideas. Here's your new...Raw general manager...ERIC BISCHOFF! (Pause for reaction). You don't like it? tough shit!
More on this story as it develops (Or as I do my laundry).