(Seconds earlier)
Randy (to the crowd on the turnbuckle): Everything is cool when you're R... K... O!
Undertaker: NONONONONO! I'M YOU!
(Randy stops short)
Randy: What!?
Undertaker: I'm you from the future! I came here to tell you that you mus-..
Undertaker: LOL, NOT!
*Tombstone*
In protest of Triple H's glass ceiling, The Undertaker erects a caged ceiling.
Rey: Shannon Moore, eat your heart out!
*Batista starts to squat*
Batista:
*SSSSPLAT*
Ooooh, so THAT's where I put the title...
Sharmell: I give you.......... KONG!
Booker: HEY!
Sharmell: Oh Kong, I'm sorry...
Booker: Tell me... You didn't just call me that.
Nunzio: OH MY GOD! IT'S THE EASTER BUNNY!
'Twas the night before Christmas, and nothing was stirring, except maybe THE BOOGEYMAN!
Michael Cole: IT'S BROCK LESNAR!!
*Fans mark out*
Vince: Told you they wouldn't notice...