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Old 12-19-2005, 09:50 PM   #2291
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He's a physical monster. He played end and OLB at Maryland. Like, he wasn't a "tweener." He's just so good, he played both. Faster than most LB and stronger than a lot of DEs. He can do anything he wants, when he wants, to whomever he wants. Even the greatest QB in NFL history.

He has a light switch tattooed on his arm, and when he fucks someone in the ass like he did to Peyton, he flips the switch on his arm.

LIGHTS OUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT.

He was drafted after Demarcus Ware I think, because Parcells thought Ware was better suited for the 3-4.

And drafted after Troy Williamson, because you can't coach speed.

I traded for him on Madden... he's not as good on Madden as he fucking should be... yet.

I can't believe anyone hasn't heard of him. I read a quote from someone who said that Merriman is the greatest rookie LB some people have ever seen.

And the funny thing is... as much as I love him... I've never been able to see him play.
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