WE ARE NOT A HEADBANGERS KNOCKOFF!
Rikishi suddenly found that the ropes provided more support than any sports bra...
Danny Basham loses his balance trying to spell "Y-M-C-A" from the turnbuckle.
In a controversial decision, the ref promises Rikishi the title if he would only lower his arm, for the love of God!
Thinking quickly, a fan behind 'Kishi give him a wedgie...Thus disabling half of his moveset.
The first mother/son tag-team champions didn't go over well with the crowd
Cena: Heyman wants me to WHAT?
Heyman: That's right, John, you can be as big as Triple H...And all you need to do is...
*ziiiiiiiiip*
Billy sighed. First the "Ass Man," Then he was "Chuck's Boyfriend," and now he'd been pushed as "Big Show's Bitch."
Maybe the internet fans were right...
Nah.
Billy: But Paul, you never take me ANYWHEEEEERE!
Having fired Zach gowen, the WWE needed to hire another token disability: So they turned to John "Stumpy" Summers, the one armed ref.
Big Show: I will name him George, and I will hug him and pat him and...
To his dismay, Big Show realised he had forgotten to tape
Star Trek.
Brock: Tinky Winky is NOT gay!
Thanks to Affirmative Action, the WWE was forced to create the WWE "illegal immigrant" title.
Kidman fell asleep, mid match, thus proving that the continuously "slowdown" that the WWE had pushed had gone too far.
Kidman: Hey, Jamie, you got something in your teeth. Let me get that for ya...
The WWE HMO's Chiropractor
"I didn't know you could DO that to yourself!"
"We're banking on you being unable to get a grilfriend..."
Chavo's timing on his "Good Luck Kiss" was controversial to say the least.
Paying your dues, Bradshaw style.
Kurt: Yeah, well at least I SHAVED mine, what's your excuse?
The closest Holly will ever come to carrying a match.
Oiled and naked, Kurt was ready to go at it "Roman Style."
"Oops I did it again..."
Paul Heyman was furious...Now they'd have to pay royalties to air Smackdown...